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Cougar puberty

A middle aged or apparently near middle agea woman who is single ready to mingle for one unfortunate reason or another and is currently seeking promiscuous encounters with younger men.
Omg that chick just asked me to do something i never even heard of she had to be like 40 she must be going through cougar puberty
by Squirter13 July 21, 2025
mugGet the Cougar pubertymug.

Stage puberty

by 459395 April 12, 2022
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Puberty Boner

When you get a crush on almost every mildly attractive older woman you come in contact with
usually happens to boys around 12-18. right around that time, you get horny over your teachers, mom's friend (s), and maybe even therapist.
Teacher: Jarrad I called on you, please stand up.

Student: ok fine *stands up*

Teacher: oh boy, Jarrad did I cause that?

Student: cause what?

Teacher: Look at your crotch area

Student: Oh sh-

Teacher: it's ok, stay after class and maybe I can help you with your Puberty Boner that I caused *winks*

Student: Ok thanks!
by jarrad_bellringerboy January 28, 2023
mugGet the Puberty Bonermug.

autistic puberty laugh

A very low-quality laugh, often ironic.
EEhAaaaaHHHaaeeuuuuhhh
sounds like autistic puberty laugh
by dummyville October 3, 2019
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Headache puberty

It means the virgin had a headache when you smelled her “bra” & “underwear” was smelled and no one proposed! You opened your legs before the white dress but she was smelled for a year and must be patient!
by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019
mugGet the Headache pubertymug.

Puberty ball

A baseball fan who tries to secure a catch of a home run/foul ball, but drops it.

(in reference to a male's testicles dropping as they undergo puberty)
The dude in the stands who tried catching Judge's home run ended up with a puberty ball.
by Original Orangutans November 1, 2022
mugGet the Puberty ballmug.

Kinky Puberty sos

Its a famous 5sos fan group on twitter. They are really nice and give great advice
Do you know kinky puberty sos, they are all over my tl
by Ashton24 July 12, 2020
mugGet the Kinky Puberty sosmug.

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