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Silent Pterodactyl

When you put your elbow in a chicks Vagina
Guy#1: Hey how was your night bro
Guy#2: Great I gave my girl a Silent Pterodactyl, fisting doesn't turn her on anymore she needs the elbow.

-=----=-
Women: Hey baby stop giving me the Silent Duck and give me that fucking Silent Pterodactyl.
by SheckaMeccaLekka August 24, 2011
mugGet the Silent Pterodactylmug.

Pterodactyl Slap

Like getting Turkey Slapped but by one HELL of a monster burd
"Like, ohmaayygooodddd, BMo says he's gonna Pterodactyl Slap me with his Late Jurassic dino dingus"
"Gurl, you are SO lucky. I wish I had a man who would...."
"**Pterodactyl shriek approaching rapidly**"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"wweeereee deeeeeeaaaddd nowwwwwwwww"
by thebeemdreem September 8, 2020
mugGet the Pterodactyl Slapmug.
A disease where Justin puts his penis down every couch he sees. Similar/ often confused with strep.
In reality you put penis everywhere.
Justin has Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl again, maybe he’ll rub some fucking dirt on it or take a cough drop this time and stop being a fucking idiot dumbass.
by ManeBro69 June 8, 2022
mugGet the Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactylmug.

Pterodactyl

When a male stretches his balls to look like his penis has wings, and cums all over a female.
" man, I don’t know why she hates me now. All I did was give her a pterodactyl. "
by MicrosandPhyscos April 18, 2022
mugGet the Pterodactylmug.

Pterodactyl style

When a guy pees on the outside of thea toilet bowl so it doesn't make any noise. Its called pterodactyl style because the pee is silent.
by McSuperDo October 12, 2015
mugGet the Pterodactyl stylemug.

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