pterodickyl

A man who's such a stupid dickwad he doesn't realize how pathetic and mentally debilitated he is but expects everyone else to be fucking perfect.

Fact: This cockamamie species of pig headed dick can't even be a REAL dinosaur but a mutant flying lizard bitch.

pterodickyl douchebag retard dickwad idiot prick asshole cuntasaurus rex

by whatswritten November 29, 2013

pterodactyl screech

A phrase commonly used by the fandom side of the social media website tumblr to describe a reaction of an inhuman noise (that sounds like a pterodactyl screech) one has made after they see something that pleases them greatly and instantly excites them.

*A cute drawing of OTP shows up on dash*

Tumblr User: *pterodactyl screech*

by Carlyndra September 8, 2013

pterodactyl sex

when a couple is in missionary position and the man puts the sheets over his arms and flaps his arms like a bird as he thrusts.

I couldn't take brad seriously when we had pterodactyl sex last night.

by ben dover4me May 13, 2014

pterodactyl porn

Three men in pterodactyl costumes orally and vaginally pleasing a woman. Something that must be experienced to truly understand. God's gift to this humble earth.

Son: Dad, where do babies come from?

Dad: I think it's about time for you to watch pterodactyl porn.

by citywokprease February 23, 2012

Pterodactyl Cackle

Someone who has a high pitched laugh with the supersonic equivalent to that of a pterodactyl roar

I was watching Grown-ups until aunt Betty had to fuck it up with her pterodactyl cackle

by ionsnake22 November 29, 2010

Terre Haute Pterodactyl

When a man is doing a woman 'doggy-style' and prior to ejaculating, grabs the sheets or blankets off the bed and flaps them like wings while trying to imitate the sounds of a pterodactyl in order to frighten the woman so that her vagina contracts and his orgasm is more intense.

I don't think I'll be seeing much of her anymore, she didn't appreciate the Terre Haute Pterodactyl I laid on her last night.

by Mr. Barista December 28, 2010

screeching pterodactyl

during sex, the male being on top, grabs the blankets and spreads them out behind his back like wings and flaps and screeches like a pterodactyl

dude i gave Alison the screeching pterodactyl last night.

how did that go

not so well she broke up with me today

by Guerrilla655 October 27, 2010