reverse psychology 

Where an arrogant/disgruntled/overly-confident client "turns the tables" and attempts to counsel the psychologist.

Dr. Phil: Let's talk about your childhood.
Madea (cheerfully): Let's talk about YOUR childhood.
Dr. Phil. Talkin' about MY childhood isn't gonna help YOU out. Okay, let's try a different route. Do you sleep well at night?
Madea (with an impish breezy smile): Do YOU sleep well at night?
Dr. Phil (passing his hand over his face in a "I can't handle this --- NOBODY could talk any sense into this woman" gesture): Look --- I ain't gonna be able to help ya if you're gonna practice reverse psychology here!

reverse psychology by QuacksO December 25, 2016

evolutionary psychology 

The idea that human behavior can be explained through evolution. An idea usually hated by SJWs. It shows that human nature is biological, and not all just a social construct, and can be used to explain things such as gender differences.

The human brain, like the human body, has been shaped through evolution, hence evolutionary psychology.

evolutionary psychology by thought-criminal April 1, 2015

Reverse Psychology Endorsement 

A type of endorsement (usually done by celebrities) that tricks people into thinking a celebrity is not being paid to promote or endorse a product/company. A celebrity may talk down about a company or a company may even make a publicity stunt to pay the celebrity not to promote their product/company. You think there is no endorsement deal, but in reality, you're being tricked into seeing that product/company's name.

In August 2011, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, from MTV's Jersey Shore, was offered a significant sum of money by Abercrombie & Fitch Co. to NOT wear A&F clothes.

Reverse Psychology Endorsement

Reverse Psychology Endorsement by MunroChubbers September 21, 2011

Cognitive psychology exam 

A subsystem of the 9/11 conspiracy, most likely founded by the jews.

Made solely to fuck with students, in the worst way.

May have been involved with holoknaust.

"why are you so sad?"
"I just had a Cognitive Psychology exam and it came inside like storm of a hundred men"
"FeelsBadMan"

Cognitive psychology exam by TheDoodeoftheNorth May 19, 2016

Perverse psychology 

A ultra rare form of the psychological fields many different forms.; the practitioner focuses all their energy toward another in which they wish to perform upon & have performed upon themselves by said individual perverted acts, and bombards them with seeds of their desires until the target can no longer do anything but begin to grow the same desires in turn fulfilling the intent of said practice.

Dr. Giggles: Yes my love I did successfully perform perverse psychology upon your Sister, it was strictly business however so why are you so upset?

Perverse psychology by Vendetta Fist June 5, 2020

dark psychology

Something my friend is convinced he's a shadow wizard master lvl 50 at and im a noobie lvl 1 rookie simp at.

Guy 1:" Dude! Did you see him using his dark psychology wissen powers on her?!??!?!"
Guy 2:"Yeah dude! It was so rad! He totally picked her up!!"

dark psychology by EnimTheWizard November 8, 2023

Sub Pop Psychology 

The brand of pseudo-intellectualism associated with the slacker lifestyle.

- "Dude, why are you gettin' high all the time? You need to get a job!"

- "It helps me be apply for jobs! Every time I finish an application I rip some mad bowls, thus creating an association between successfully hunting for employment and the pleasures of the ganj!"

- "Dude, that's such Sub Pop Psychology."

Sub Pop Psychology by Mr. Bigglestein November 1, 2010