protection

some form of a contraceptive

man, i've got to remember to wear some protection...

by ald;fjk March 2, 2004

Prostate Protector

Slipping one off the wrist, choking that preverbial chicken etc. etc. Now scientifically proven to be good for the health !

"...It's not what you think mum, you just caught me trying to prevent Prostate cancer in later life!!"

"Just nipping up stairs dear for a spot of prostate protection"

by Big Ash July 25, 2003

surge protector

in a situation that finds three men simultaneously having anal sex, with person (a) topping person (b), and person (b) topping person (c), the surge protector refers to the middle person (person b), who is both getting anally penetrated while anally penetrating at the same time. this middle participant in the threesome is in effect transferring power from the person fucking him to the person he is fucking.

yo, that surge protector is fucking and getting fucked at the same time!

by alfie mellow July 22, 2010

Jehovas witness protection program

The non-existent government program we wish we were in when you know who comes knocking.

{Ding-Dong}
(Troy) Ah man... (Carl) What? What is it?

(Troy) Just those pesky Jay Dubz.
(Carl) Man, you should get in the Jehovas witness protection program.

by Cat Narsh May 17, 2011

Protection

1) A knife, a firearm, or some other type of concealable weapon that is commonly used by individuals living in a relatively violent or dangerous area.

2) P.R.O.T.E.C.T.I.O.N. Personal Renegade Of The Expressive Condition To Influence Obvious Negativity.

'Round here, suckas need protection. Betta check yo'self, homie.

by T Hizzle April 5, 2005

murkin card protector

A genital wig that is used to protect someones cards while playing poker.

To avoid them being mucked by the dealer.

Dont touch my cards they have a murkin card protector on it.

by Snapple Yoni March 6, 2007

Projected Personal Paradox

For those that blame a person's influence, other than someone's own intuition, on a 'perceived enemy,' hold that conflict personally within. Where the claimant only sees something familiar to loathe/attack/hate when the influence or its premise is actually influential on themselves (directly or indirectly).

A person claiming a group of people have influence on an individual when the person claiming influence is obviously affected by many apparent groups or factors is an example of Projected Personal Paradox.

A liberal calling someone a republican based on the so called republican's inclination for pro-life when they are not in either groups.

A republican calling someone a liberal based on the so called liberal's inclination for going green when they are not in either groups.

by WOOTr February 16, 2010