prom goggles

When the mood, and excitement of a certain event in addition to your crazy hormones trick you into seeing someone else in a whole new, romantic light for a brief period of time. Mostly occurs at high school proms when you witness your date looking more attractive than usual and having a good time with you; you suddenly feel like you want to spend the rest of your life with them so the fun will never end and that you two are soul mates. Usually wears off within a week if you aren't in a committed relationship with them.

Bob: Dude, I think I'm in love with Sadie...
John: What?! Really? I thought you two were just friends? Oh wait, don't tell me you got prom goggles last night!
Bob: No dude, I'm serious! Last night it just clicked in my head that we were meant to be together!
John: Uh uh. Whatever you say...

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by Shitzu4you May 15, 2013

Prom Dress

A carpet of vomit layering the front of a person's torso that originates from the mouth and can extend down to the feet. Often caused by a dramatic display of emotion over an insignificant event.

She was so upset that she put on a prom dress, it got all over.

by Howellcat September 15, 2015

Prom Dong

Sporting a stiff, rigid hard on through the duration of a party or social event knowing your date is going to suck and fuck you silly as soon as you get home.

Will this reception ever end? I got prom dong and need relief.

My balls are aching from prom dong.

I was so loaded from prom dong all night I nearly blew the back of her head off when I nutted her throat.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

Promate

a person who got promoted with you. Pronounced PROW-MYAT

we are finally promates!

by dogeshakespereare October 20, 2018

Dubai Prom

The act of or participating in an orgy. Numbers must be greater than or equal to 6 participants.

After every Guns 'N' Roses concert, there was/is a Dubai Prom back-stage.

by Von'Axl December 7, 2009

I Killed The Prom Queen

1. What one says when one kills the prom queen

2. Awesome australian metal band, interesting way of screaming, sounds a bit like a low growl.

1. *stab stab* AHAHAHAHAHA I killed the prom queen

2. IKTPQ rules!

by Some Random Person / Anonymous July 1, 2008

anti-prom

An anti-prom is a party thrown to protest an official prom. Frequently thrown by people who were abused by the public school system or are upset with restrictions placed on the official prom.

Sarah threw an anti-prom because she didn't want to watch her ex-boyfriend and that bitch cheerleader be crowned Prom King and Queen.

Brad and Steve weren't allowed to attend their Bible belt high school's prom together, so they went to Sarah's anti-prom instead.

by Sheriff Sheriff Davenport June 15, 2011