dental professional

Super hot chicks at a dental office. They work on your teeth and usually respond to names like Cheryl, Cinda, Shelbey, or Kylee.
I have an appointment with my dental professional today. I can't wait.
by John's Smith's March 01, 2017
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Professional Bunnage

A fancy term, usually used by formal businessmen and rich gentlemen, when they see "dat ass".

Mostly used during dinners party and high-class social gigs.

The two "n's" represent the ass.
James: Oh damn! Look a that girl's ass. I'd hit it from the back, right lads?
Bob: I'd have a go on her.
Horatio: Oh quite! That is the professional bunnage we all know and love.
by Stimperson October 30, 2016
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Professional Weirdo

A person who is weird to the existent that they think being born is a sport.
My friend is a Professional Weirdo. He bet 500 Shmeckles on baby #4.
by O O G A B O O G A August 20, 2019
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Moderate professional

A moderate professional is someone that is moderately professional at something. Meaning professional but not as good. Especially if you are playing GTAV golf
Person 1: are you a moderate professional?
Ben: yes, yes I am
by BraxtonM06 October 01, 2021
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Professional Procreator

Any person or persons who consider the having of children as an occupation.

Trading their fertility for wages (benefits) and perks of the job (larger council house and car)

Slowly becoming the main profession of many areas of the UK.
"Whoa, Janice has had a fifth kid?"

"Yeah, and that means another 10 grand a year and a new house with a sixth bedroom."

"She's employee of the month for professional procreators..."
by AddictedSnapper April 21, 2010
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starbucks professional

Grifter/hustler who "offices" at a Starbucks posing as a business person complete with business cards displaying their first and middle names only with a job title (i.e. Estimator, etc.) and a cell number.
Favored expressions: "I can get back with you on that.", "I know I can save you money.", "Here's my card.", "Do you have a card?".
Turns out he was just another starbucks professional hustling or conning suckers in his "office".
by OkieObserver September 28, 2014
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Professional Rawdogger

1 When you graduate college but don't use your degree so you just have sex all day 2 When the mitochondria of the photosynthesized mission completes the circuit to the chair that connects to the box of wisdom 3 u go in raw but professionally
Person 1: What do you do for a living?
Person 2: I'm a Professional Rawdogger
by bruhletmeusethename December 17, 2021
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