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Bussy Professor

To be a bussy professor is to be of the wiser and more elite kind, therefore not everyone can be a bussy professor. The qualifications to be a professor of such significance is to get the most bussy in the entire planet. You’ve never seen anyone get as much bussy as a bussy professor.
Keanu Reeves and Sylvester Stallone are definitely bussy professors. Have you seen Pony Danza recently, he’s for sure out being a legendary bussy professor.
by Mike Ockherts May 7, 2022
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professional mother

One who bears children strictly for the welfare benefits that follow the birth. Such people never actually utilize these benefits to support their children but to support their drug, alcohol, etc... habits. This is usually done by people who for one reason or another, cannot or will not obtain legitimate employment so resort to becoming a pro mom.
Some of the people standing in the welfare line are professional mothers, plain and simple.
by byteme March 5, 2004
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profinding

by MrArmadillo February 21, 2004
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Professional Retard

An obstructionist. See bureaucracy, committee mentality, legislator, attorney, and corporation.
Professional retards get paid to prevent anyone else from accomplishing anything, but some people are like that for the fun of it.
by Downstrike November 24, 2004
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Orbit Professional

An attempt of Wrigley's mark, Orbit, to seem leet by making a new gum "for adults" in a package for pills, and giving it a cool name.
-Dude, what are those pills you're taking?
-Pills? No, those aren't pills! It's Orbit's new mark, Orbit Professional!
by Urban_Fellow July 2, 2006
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Professional Woman

A woman who participates in the workforce and who generally receives some type of specialization or higher education training.
Her mom is a professional woman. She owns her own business and everything!
by NopeNope April 16, 2013
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Lady Profeco

The ultimate defender of consumers against abuses by businesses, especially restaurants that won't give you the table you want, when you don't even have a reservation. She will move her influences with authorities to send inspectors to find bogus irregularities so the business is closed down for good.
Hostess: Welcome to Maximo Bistrot. We are kind of full today. Do you have a reservation?
Client: No, but we can wait.
Hostess: How many?
Client: Three.
(Minutes later)
Client: Hey, why did you give a table to those guys?
Hostess: They were waiting already before you arrived. But, we now have a table for you and your friends.
Client: But we want the table you gave to those guys.
Hostess: I'm sorry I can't do that. That table is already taken.
Client: You don't know who you are dealing with. I'm going to call Lady Profeco to have this crappy place shut down.
by Agallon May 3, 2013
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