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faux procreation

act of having sex with hopes of not producing a child.
i dont want kids, so lets just go engage in faux procreation!
by grinde7 April 3, 2008
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cereal procreator

When a man or women have more then two or more mothers or baby daddys.
1000 kids and counting "Netflix"doc about the cereal procreator
by Crystalclear321 August 14, 2024
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Procrasterbate

It's when you are thinking about masterbating but instead of doing it right now you decide to do it later.
I can't wait to Procrasterbate tonight!
by Wildcat872 November 1, 2010
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procrastefficiency

the ability to optimize your procrastination, by putting things off to times that allow you to do several things at once
I really need carpet shampoo to clean the cat poop, but it's much better procrastefficiency to get it when I meet my girlfriend at the mall tomorrow.
by groovalisciousful September 3, 2012
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procrasterdrinking

The act of drinking with a room mate in order to procrastinate lab reports or other homework due in less than 12 hours.
"Don't you have lab at 8 am?" -'Yeah but come join Ted and I in procrasterdrinking! We might even go out to 'Joes!'
by Diane Feinstein November 6, 2013
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Procrasterbating

1. Masterbating instead of doing the work that you are supposed to be doing. Occurs frequently when high school boys are assigned to type a paper on something boring.
2. Rather than doing a project, you do your hand.
Example:
-"Hey Tyler, did you finish that paper yet, it's been like 4 hours?"
-"No, sorry man I was Procrasterbating and never got back on topic!"
by clitcaptain69 May 26, 2014
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