procastination

I'll tell the definition you later.

"I'll tell you the example later." is an example of a procastination.

by procastinater December 23, 2011

procrastidate

(noun)

1. a continuously rescheduled date or appointment (often, intentionally resulting in cancellation)

(verb)

2. to avoid going out with someone until they stop asking.

1. After rescheduling five time, I finally realized it was a procrastidate.

2. She'll procrastidate for weeks sometimes.

by qnix February 6, 2006

procrasta-masta

Someone who is really good at procrastination. They habitually do it, often staying up until the wee hours of the night, if they sleep at all. They never learn to do work steadily or early. Yet somehow they always get it all done! AND do it well!

Man, how does Rob do it??? He didn't start his report until midnight, didn't sleep at all, and he still gets a 98%? He's such a procrasta-masta!

by EmersonienEra January 14, 2008

ProcrastiNet

when your internet is being a jackass. when your internet is so lazy it takes 30 minutes to watch a 30-second clip. fat internet.

I was trying to catch up on all the latest videos on youporn.com, but nothing was loading because my internet was procrastinetting again.

by Schroeter/Anderson Alliance January 18, 2009

Procrastinsomnia

n. The condition of completing nothing while not sleeping. (Procrastinsomnia is often accompanied by ridiculous computer games)

At around 5am, she began to feel guilty about her procrastinsomnia, she only had two more hours before the exam yet couldn't stop playing solitaire.

Joey's parents were relieved when they were told that their son's procrastinsomnia was the cause of his 8 hour per-night tetris addiction.

by pessimisticows December 23, 2008

Procrastosphere

The panoply of quasi-humorous, poorly designed, and non-pornographic blogs (such as fmylife.com, failblog.org, icanhascheezburger.com, hotchickswithdouchebags.com, etc.) one turns to when there is important work to avoid

Alright, I have to write this paper.... right after I scan the Procrastosphere for inspiration.

by TC Boyle June 19, 2009

Procrastinapping

Instead of tending to the matters at hand, you decide to have a "little" nap

-I should finish this history presentation, but im a little tired. Ill have a 10 minute nap and get this presentation over with

-Next day your friends are asking why you didnt finish the project, blame it on procrastinapping

by DrewBananie June 18, 2010