Suburban Princess

The modern version of the idealized 1950's house wife (see: June Cleaver). She's a stay-at-home-mom that needs day care, and a maid to free her up for lunch dates with other Suburban Princesses, and afternoons pool side. She needs a high wage earning spouse to cover her cost since she is an expense rather than a contributor to the household. Unlike her 1950's predecessor she has no useful household skills; i.e. laundry, cooking, sewing. Typically the only thing she can make for dinner are reservations. If she encounters a single working mother and mentions how hard her life is she is most likely to be jerked bald and then beaten to death by said single working mother.

"Dude are you going to marry her?"
"No, I can't afford her. She wants to be a Suburban Princess."

by redhounddog July 9, 2005

poop chute princess

A lady who accepts deliveries via the tradesman's entrance.

She's a real poop chute princess.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

prude princess

A beautiful girl who will not do anything but make out with a guy,and likes to tease

that girl Alexandra Rodriguez is such a prude princess

by gangstershit6778884 March 2, 2009

Pillow Princess

A girl who lays back on a pillow during sex being pleasured but doing nothing in return.

Girl 1: Holly seems like she'd be good in bed.
Girl 2: Not if you don't want a pillow princess; when we fucked she didn't do anything.

by can't find a username fam June 11, 2018

Princess Diana

A woman who is, beautiful, kind, smart,funny,sweet,mentally abused and she is name Princess Diana of Wales.
If you don’t know who she is why are you alive?

“Princess Diana is gorgeous.”
“Princess Diana shouldn’t had married King Charles the Third!”

by diana is fr queen November 11, 2022

jewish american princess

also known as a J.A.P, (not to be confused with the ethnic slur) jewish american princesses are known for wearing overpriced clothes such as aviator nation. people often describe J.A.P's as bratty and spoiled

Hey did you see Jessica's new golden goose?

Isn't that her 10th pair? She is such a J.A.P! (jewish american princess)

by juuulia12 January 26, 2021

princess boy

princess boy

Little boys who go against traditional male gender roles and who may have an interest in wearing women's clothing and jewelry as children.

Analogous to tomboy and similar to the word "sissy," but meant to be positive and used by people who support how children express themselves. Young children shouldn't be labeled by adults (as straight/queer/cisgender/trans) before they can self-identify.

Coined, perhaps, by author Cheryl Kiladavis in her book, "My Princess Boy".

This is my son: he's a princess boy. Maybe he'll be my daughter someday, but that's up to him. Or her.

by canonlibel October 27, 2010