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Witty Profiles

1. Where self confidence goes to die.

2. A website which would be really good, except for the people. The so-called 'witty profilers' or 'wittians' hate anyone born after 1996, because apparently (according to a 'witty girl') a 90's kid is between 1986-1996.

3. A website, where people WILL judge you unless you're not popular. If you are, you'll have stupid suck-ups favouriting all of your quotes, following you and standing up for you. However, you will have a gang of haters who want your top-quote status.

4. A website where, as soon as a boy joins and posts something like 'hi, i am a boy' he gets 599495673 faves. But a girl could join, post quotes WORTH reading, and get 1 fave.
1. Omg, she's not popular, let's try and get her off Witty Profiles by leaving mean comments!

2. Omg, you aren't a 90's kid, we all hate you!

3. Omg, you're popular, I LOVE YOU! FOLLOW MEEEE!!!

4. Omg, your'e a boy, I'll act like I'm not desperate but I'll fave+follow until you like me!
by Harsh Reality. April 16, 2012
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aim profile

a way for people to express themselves without boring people by acctually telling them. they dont have to read it but if they want to read it then they can and if anyone has a problem with having one, then they need to get their panties out of their ass crack
a aim profile may consist of a quote from a song movie or a quote in general
by autumn<3 May 1, 2007
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pedofiler

Adults who stalk their children and childrens' friends on Facebook and other internet chat sites
"My mom constantly is reading my facebook posts and asking me about them. She is a real pedofiler.
by Gerry Todd September 6, 2010
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profile

To profile someone is to show a person a complete side view of your naked body sometimes hiding the front and back of your body with a towel.
Can I get a towel sandwich with a side of sausage? Here's your profile baby!
by scooptown January 14, 2009
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Profileheaven

A Social-Networking site, mostly full of Scottish resedents (but also includes others). Most of the site is used to go around starting fights in 'Ned-Speak' or to chat in the forums/chat, so you get the chance to go to one of the arranged Orgy-meets they have where they all have sex with each other. Also knowen as 'rent-a-ride' type of forum/chat.
I'm off to check my profileheaven, see if any wee slutty 15 year old girls want my penis

AWWW WiiT L3TS START A PUR3 MAD SLAGGiiN FOLK MATCH ON EH PROFiLEH3AVEN
by Imran Is Back April 2, 2008
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Profile in Courage

A Profile in Courage is Mitch Fuckin' McConnell.
Yeah, Mitch ... a real Profile in Courage ... just look how he voted in the SECOND impeachment trial of tRumpty!
by USAF Cadet February 13, 2021
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pedofile

A person that is physically or mentally attracted to people of a much younger age. Often viewed as innapropriate and flat out discusting
My 18 year old buddy dates a 13 year old girl. That nasty ass pedophile.
by Lance February 5, 2005
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