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past present tense

The proper form of a verb that is both in the past and present.
Though largely unknown, this tense is good english, as recognized
by the ISO (International Standards Organization)
1. The morbidly obese man "plupped" onto the couch, seductively "slupping" from his Big Gulp cup.

2. The adolescent boy metaphorically "jerzzed" at the thought of the next Star Wars film.

All completely legal usage of past present tense.
by evilbetty June 11, 2013
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prepondiculous

Similar to ridonkulous, a combination of preposterous and ridiculous. Possibly originated in the webcomic Wondermark.
Ex. 1:

Man 1: Oh, yeah, we don't say ridonkulous anymore. It isn't cool.
Man 2: THAT'S PREPONDICULOUS.
Man 1: ...

Ex. 2:

Dude, did you hear about how Stacy is going out with Mark again? It's prepondiculous.
by Dee-Lawn December 28, 2007
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preponderant

Predominant, but specifically in terms of pondering instead of dominating. Something which has a monopoly or superior influence on your thoughts or senses, even though other things of the same type might exist.
The humans trapped in the Matrix were mostly unaware that the preponderant universe they experienced was digital.

To most people these days, Tiger Woods is the preponderant golfer.

The preponderant city shrouded its population in a blanket of smog, allowing them to forget that other cities even existed.
by Bloopy March 10, 2008
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Blue Peter Presenter

A very pleasant individual, who is good looking, has nice teeth and hair, and a great dress sense, but is ultimately a bit of a boring toff.
Man, I would fuck his girlfriend! Shame she's a Blue Peter Presenter though.
by Bungle123 March 15, 2009
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wrapping presents

"Don't come in, mom, I'm wrapping presents!" Drew moaned, tears streaming down his face.
by We are going to hell November 8, 2005
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Perpendicular

Adj. The state of having your legs at a right angle to your body esp. while dancing. Often achieved by a female when dancing with a male at frat parties.
Man, Paul got that girl perpendicular last night.

Bro 1: Yo, so many girls went perpendicular on me last night.
Bro 2: Ohh, sounds like a good night.
Bro 1: Yeahh they were backing it up on me.
by ATSC July 8, 2010
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premenstrual

To be in an obnoxiously bitchy and uncompromisable state for no apparent reason. It can effect both males and females, if is a female, the only socially acceptable thing to do is to simply tune out any unnecessary jabber that might be escaping the premenstrual bitches noise hole. If male, however is acceptable to comment on the size, and/or visibility of their newly attained vagina.
Bitch: "I hate this! Today sucks! I hated Wall-E!"

Dude:" ...mhm...whatever you say..."

or

Male bitch/ Nadsack:" Im so bored, Im friggin hungry, wake up already! Feed me!"

Dude: "Hey, don't be so premenstrual, I can see ur vagina from here."
by cockjuggling thundercunt June 22, 2009
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