by Uejnejjejjje March 24, 2017
Get the put her in a pretzel mug.Sticking your hand down your pants and wiping on your ass. The offending hand is then used to handle a victim's goods and/or to shake their hand.
Offender: There's that guy I hate...
Friend: What you gonna do?
Offender: Offer him a chocolate-covered pretzel!
(Offender wipes his hand on his brown eye)
Victim: Hi, how are you?
Offender: Fine thanks, you?
(They shake hands, mission accomplished)
Friend: What you gonna do?
Offender: Offer him a chocolate-covered pretzel!
(Offender wipes his hand on his brown eye)
Victim: Hi, how are you?
Offender: Fine thanks, you?
(They shake hands, mission accomplished)
by n3ptun0x May 30, 2006
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a male who, upon a post-hookup facebook check or upon hearing comments from witnesses of said hookup, turns out to be somewhat less attractive than one originally thought; often characterized by the taste of a pretzel.
Girl 1: Um yeah, he kind of tasted like a pretzel.
Girl 2: He looked like a pretzel.
"That Patrick - he turned out to be a real pretzel."
Girl 2: He looked like a pretzel.
"That Patrick - he turned out to be a real pretzel."
by girl 1 December 9, 2008
Get the pretzel mug.During sex, one partner does a headstand in the pretzel position(crossing your legs like a pretzel) While the other partner preforms butt sex to the headstanding person. Before taking part in this act, you may cover your bodies in salt. If desired, you may have various animals running around licking the salt off your bodies.
"Hey I've had a great time tonight, Do you wanna, maybe, Pretzel-Dog?"
"Hell Yeah! I'll get my hamster!"
"Hell Yeah! I'll get my hamster!"
by niranafrk8108 January 30, 2010
Get the Pretzel-Dog mug.Man1: Do you wanna make a Dick Pretzel later tonight.
Man2: Sure but only if you bring the mustard.
Man1: Man, I'm really in the mood for a Dick Pretzel
Man2: Eh I would rather have a chumbler
Man2: Sure but only if you bring the mustard.
Man1: Man, I'm really in the mood for a Dick Pretzel
Man2: Eh I would rather have a chumbler
by waka floka September 6, 2010
Get the Dick Pretzel mug.Angry sex with a slut, where the male pins her legs in the air, either her knees to her tits or her feet to her ears (forming a pretzel). Than conintues ravage her pussy in an angry fashion (hate)
Sisco: Tank Slow down
Tank: this is slow
Tank pins Cuddles knees to her chest and speeds up.
next day
TANK: I hate fuck that slut
Sisco: she looked like a pretzel
Tank: I "pretzel hate fuck" her
Tank: this is slow
Tank pins Cuddles knees to her chest and speeds up.
next day
TANK: I hate fuck that slut
Sisco: she looked like a pretzel
Tank: I "pretzel hate fuck" her
by Tank December 13, 2008
Get the pretzel hate fuck mug.A snack food that almost killed George Bush, whilst we spend millions of dollars to protect him.
a.k.a. The reason behind Operation Iraqi Freedom.
a.k.a. The reason behind Operation Iraqi Freedom.
by Frederika November 13, 2004
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