Powderifacus

A missing link between apes and humans. Usually found at ski resorts with a snowboard attached to their leg.

Although they are slightly more cultured than the Snow- Magnon, they have limited common sense, poor vocabulary and and even worse sense of balance, especially when conditions are icy.

During powder conditions, the Powderificai (plural) are known to scrape all of the fresh snow off of the mountain, while giving their mating call that sounds like the words "Plenty of snow for everyone."

I was standing in the liftline at Killington and this Powderifacus took out the whole liftline like a bowling bowl taking out ten pins. Later on I saw this same Powderifacus dipping his dirty pinky in the salsa at the restaurant.

by Leo Cuban December 15, 2010

Poseidon powder

The secret Ingredient in the Krabby patty’s, More commonly know as cocane

I love Poseidon powder! It makes me feel good.

by Shitty potato October 13, 2019

Powderstache

A mustache grown expressly for trips into mountainous areas, where said mustache will likely become adorned with powder or light snow.

In winter, each A-TOWN POWDER POSSE member grows out his Powderstache in accordance with the posse's pledge to plunder the pow'. This is not the same as a mustache ride.

by Rollie C February 26, 2008

powdered milkstamp

A milkstamp from a significantly older woman. 'Older' usually meaning post menopausal.

Your grandma gave me a whole powdered milkstamp this morning.

by Jdex August 8, 2010

Powder Face

When a girl (or guy) wears too much make-up. Making it obvious that she/he spent 40 minutes applying her BB cream, MAC concealer, "natural" Cover Girl foundation, and translucent powder finish. Followed by dark/noticeable eyeshadow and "ultra volume" mascara. Making everyone shocked and disturbed when it's time to take the make-up off, exposing their terrible complexion and TRUE appearance.

Guy 1: DUDE, LOOK AT THAT CHICK!

Guy 2: Ew, she's a Powder Face dude, that's gross.

by OH HO HO January 16, 2011

Playoff Powder

A reference to cocaine. Only to be used when it's getting late and you need that extra push to keep going.

Tim: I think I need to hit the "batting cages" (code for bathroom), I'm running out of juice here.

Joe: Don't worry, I just got some Playoff Powder. We're taking this all the way to the championship game tonight.

by Ten7Suited July 30, 2020

Magic White Powder

Uncle Roger’s slang for cocaine.

Jack loves the magic white powder, He even used it in his BBC food egg fried rice.

by Aaaaron S November 19, 2021