potato bear

A breed of a bear and a potato a very rare species and is beautiful if you see it..........good luck escaping it's beauty

OMG look a potato bear

It's super rare

*bear stares*
Can't look away

by Officialbearsdefinition December 4, 2016

Potato-y

as in ... being a potato. Ie; ugly, fat, boring, useless.

“I look awful today. I’m so potato-y.”

by QueenPotatoHead January 10, 2019

ouch potato

Unpleasant sensation of standing up from couch after lying and watching TV for several hours.

John thought about getting up to serve us some snacks, but the thought of the ouch potato feeling kept him in front of the television.

by VonKrokar February 25, 2009

Wedge potato

1) One who penetrated a potato by (wedging) a hole into the side of it creating the ultimate lube less sex toy for male masturbation.

This is done by getting a large potato and carving a hole (this can also be known as wedging) a hole to a similar size and diameter to your penis and then using the potato to pleasure your self. This can also give a whole new meaning to 'Hot Potato'.

Person 1: Look at the tits on that...
Person 2: They are so perfect i'm going to wedge potato to that later

by Hungassaurus September 12, 2013

Team Potato

It is a group of people who can't aim to save their fucking life.

Dude your so shit. You're apart of Team Potato

by BigBoiZEYU November 18, 2018

Potahto-Potato

Mean 'The same thing' used when someone says the same thing in 2 different ways.

Boy: I wanna kiss you
Girl: NO
Boy: I wanna put my lips on yours
Girl: Potahto-Potato

by Hotworder August 21, 2020

going mashed potatoes

Going "Mashed Potatoes" on someone is where you perform the act of pulling down your partner's pants, smearing mashed potatoes (any flavor will do) onto their buttocks, and "motorboating" them between the cheeks. If done correctly there will be mashed potatoes strewn about the area where the act had taken place.

Tom: "Check out that girl in the yoga pants", Earl: "Oh yeah, if I had the chance I'd be going mashed potatoes on her all day"

by Alberto Chodema March 11, 2014