Postal

Usually a term to describe extreme frustration and a point of tension that approaches violence.

Man, that guy had me so pissed off, I was about ready to go postal on the whole office.

by jason February 4, 2004

natalie portman

1. To be overrated.
2. To resemble wood.
3. To be haughty.

1. I heard she was pretty but she's totally a Natalie Portman.
2. She acts about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.

by Bite me May 13, 2005

Postage

Relaxing and enjoying life, in the moment.

Kicking the fuck back.

"Dude, look at that guy chilling in the hammock. That's some major postage"

by Replicat January 3, 2014

Natalie Portman

Appallingly bad wedge-faced actress, career sustained by membership of the Tribe and fanatical crypto-paedophilic fanbase.

Having said that, I had all sorts of filthy ideas watching 'Leon'.

'V for Vendetta' is one of the worst films ever made, in large part thanks to her lack of talent, though to be fair the script, direction and premise fucked it from the off.

Haven't seen 'Closer', don't plan to.

I'd give Natalie Portman one between the jewbs, nan, but I'd be doing her a fucking favour.

by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007

natalie portman

1. Someone who is overrated.
2. Someone whose facial expressions resemble wood.
3. Someone who is haughty.

1. I heard she was pretty but she's a Natalie Portman.
2. She acted about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.

by Bite me March 19, 2005

the postal service

A band made up of two men named, Benjamin Gibbard and Jimmy Tamborello. They have a cd called "Give Up". They are quite fantastic.

The Postal Service rocks my damn world.

The Postal Service "Sleeping In" is a superb song Pete!

by Mary March 1, 2004

postmodernism

Imagine that on everyone's hand there is a penis and a vagina. Now imagine what it would be like to shake hands with someone.

Fred: Hi, I'm Fred Derkowitz, nice to meet you.
Bob: Hi Fred I'm Bob. Oh God.
Fred: That feels amazing.
Bob: L’important, c’est que le sexe n’ait pas été seulement affaire de sensation et de plaisir, de loi ou d’interdiction, mais aussi de vrai et de faux. Postmodernism booyakasha.

by Josh12345 May 29, 2007