porky

In leftist circles it refers to the bourgeoisie in reference to a Soviet Union agitprop poster

Black and white workers fighting each other makes porky very happy

by stalin killed 20 million nazis January 24, 2019

Porker

Name for a morbidly obese person

Man that Ross kid is such a fucking porker!

by Sackflapper May 6, 2019

Porky-Piggin-It

Wearing nothing but a shirt, particularly a t-shirt, as does Porky Pig.

Dan's ex-wife Erin lost it when she walked into his house Thanksgiving morning and saw him Porky-Piggin-It with the kids and their friends in the other room.

by Mim Monkol April 9, 2008

Porky

A derogatory nickname applied to an overweight person

''oi! porky get ya ass over ere!''

by sweet jesus June 16, 2006

Porky

A asshole who goes to Giygas, and then goes to betray your happiness but you love him so much anyways

Goddammit Porky, you're such an asshole. But I still wanna help your dumb ass.

by nesudesu October 2, 2016

Pokey

Used to push down the contents of a joint so you can roach it, or twist the end up

Mate giv' us a pokey to finish this off

by Smoke November 23, 2004

Portkey

A portkey can be any seemingly harmless object, like a football or a dolphin. However, a person cannot be a portkey, because if that person were to touch themself, they would constantly be transported to different places.

"Sir, can, like, a person be a portkey?"
"No, that's absurd. If they were to touch themselves, they'd constantly be transported places"

by AVPM September 28, 2009