The Porcupine

When you get splinters in your penis from a glory whole
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Portuguese Porcupine

The act of smearing fresh feces on a partner's back, followed by performing acupuncture. The needles, combined with the smeared feces, leave the recipient resembling a porcupine.

The term supposedly originates from the large Chinese community in Portugal, blending cultural elements of traditional Chinese acupuncture with a strange and questionable twist.
After trying the Portuguese Porcupine, Taylor said it was the most invigorating experience of her life—who knew ancient traditions could feel so cutting-edge?
by CP2_King19 January 16, 2025
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porcupined

I was porcupined in the forest last night.
by Blizito August 29, 2021
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swallowed a porcupine

to suck the dick and balls of a extreme harry dick. often involves gagging on the dick and balls at once / aka deep throat.
danielle swallowed a porcupine of a big black guy last night in the room next to mine, i heard here gagging and coughing while he was moaning.
by tommytigger December 02, 2011
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Porcupine

A hot girl who gets upset very easily therefore making it difficult to get along and express your love for each other.
After my girl and I started living together, we started arguing all the time and then I realized I had fallen in love with a porcupine
by chachi taco time March 26, 2023
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Porcupine

The act of sticking a needle down your urethra then after foreplay shoot it out into your partners cervix, also useful for an alternative abortion, very kinky.
“Yo i just got my girl pregnant I can’t afford that shit”
“Porcupine that bitch”
by DaBabyDick February 27, 2020
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