Nom de poon

The fake name chosen by a pornstar because they don't want to use their real name. Like a nom de plume, but for adult movie stars instead of authors.

Jennifer Massoli is a famous adult movie star, but you probably know her by her nom de poon, Jenna Jameson

by ahirebet June 10, 2010

Poon Tag

The act of gaining a sexually transmitted disease from a poon, which a bro has previously engaged in coitus with.

X: Mayte, I totally banged your ex last night!

Y: Did you use rubber?

X: Hell no mayte!

Y: HAH! You better get checked out, you've been totally poon tagged!

by Nearchow November 24, 2011

pogonophile

The love of, or attraction to, beards

Kate: I love Bill Bailey, hes so hot
Beth: You're such a pogonophile

by Core 1986 June 23, 2007

OOBER POONAGE

WHEN ONE GOES TO A SORORITY AND BANGS A GAGGLE OF FRESHMAN THATS GETTIN OOBER POONAGE

I TORE IT UP LAST NITE AT THAT PARTY I SCORED MAJOR OOBER POONAGE BRA I THINK MY ROD NEEDS STITCHES

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 25, 2011

Poon Job

The female version of a blow job (a.k.a. the act of cunnilingus).

If Mike doesn't start giving me Poon Jobs more often, I'm kicking his ass to the curb.

by Weh July 28, 2008

PONPONPON

The word or phrase popularised by the Japanese pop singer, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu from her hit song "PONPONPON", in which she sings "pon pon way way way".

1: Dude, what are you doing?
2: I'm trying to shuffle.

1: Shuffling was so last year.. It's all about PONPONPON now.

by WEEABOOdesudesu May 25, 2012

Poon Juice

A slippery, wet substance created by a womans vagina or poon, usually before sex, or when sexually aroused. Poon Juice serves the purpose of lubricating.

Dude, Danyelle was so horny last night- I was dripping wet from head to toe with poon juice by the time her and I finished having sex.

by BiP0larBear July 28, 2006