pootytang

pussy+dick=good time

i smell a smelly pootytang around here

by melvin December 29, 2003

roody pooty

Lame, Square, Cheddar bob, Sponge bob, no game, gets no play, dork, nerd, geek,not cool, tending to be unoriginal

Ole dude so lame he on some mo shit. He aint nothin but a roody pooty.

by LIL RED THA NOLIA SOULJA April 25, 2006

pooty tang time

when someone wit a belt whip yo monk azz

when some one beats yo azz incredibly beyond recognition

finna kik his ass its pooty tang time

by fatsheep March 4, 2007

pooty T

the action a disloyal motherfucker commits when he comes around for false reasons, such as getting sympathy, or hooking up.

I thought the guy was pretty cool then he started pulling Pooty Ts and being dodgy; after he met my girl's friend we never heard from him again.

by nolipz October 22, 2003

Pootyful

An attractive person that excessively poots

Damn! Manda is the most Pootyful person in the world!

by Manda December 3, 2004

pooty principle

states that one should always side with the pooty in any argument involving the pooty giver and any other persons. It is better to agree with the pooty giver and continue receiving pooty than to express your real views on the situation and have your pooty supply cut off.

This principle has been widely used to disprove "bros before hos" theory.

"She was wrong about it, but I decided to go with the pooty principle"

by rawr123 May 9, 2007

pooty quank

Vagina

"Yo dude, im going to this party tomorrow. Im gonna try and get some of dat pooty quank"

by deecrazycat December 13, 2009