Porsche

A term used for something done really badly. Used when someone wants to express their wealth.
Used by bellends

Freddy just Porsche that.
Freddy that was so porsche

by Porschelad123 June 10, 2019

Porsche

To Porsche is to do something really badly then expect praise because you believe you are rich. To Porsche is too show your wealth to others and feed your large ego, when you Porsche you do it obnoxiously and somehow manage to do that badly.

It can be used in skateboarding when a person falls off the skateboard without actually being in the skateboard.

Freddie that was porsche thing.
That’s so porsche Freddie.
Hey Siri tell father to pick me up in the space Porsche.

by Porschelad123 June 10, 2019

Porschetech

An extremely flamboyant homosexual car mechanic that’s into fast cars and drag of the non racing variety.

I have a feeling that my mechanic is a real porschetech.

by Mister first class February 10, 2021

Porsche Monkey

Any primate with an unyielding appreciation for luxury German automobiles.

Gary's favorite Porsche Monkey is the macaque.

by Give me a high Fife September 7, 2022

porsche

Proof
Only
Spoiled
Rich
Children
Have
Everything

Shame that they don't know how to harness the awesome power of the legendary flat 6...

911, Boxster S, Porsche Carrera

by zomgwtflolbbq October 21, 2007

Porsche wanker

Someone whose life revolves around their Porsche. They go out wearing a Porsche hat, has a Porsche key chain to wear around their neck and basically eats breathes and sleeps Porsche. Does not have a girlfriend but refers to the Porsche as The wife. Tells friends that the Porsche is The Starship Enterprise

Hey, I'm off out for a blast with the wife in The Enterprise. Yes I'm a Porsche Wanker. Beep beep. Wroooom....

by Anonanon555 July 28, 2016

Pooche

The noun that describes the wokest individual in existence. Has a fascination with wires and must receive daily walks and whipping sessions with the kids. Is efficient at keeping dungeons at bay. Fluent in Dungeonese.

Pooche! Come to papa and watch some Heroes.

by Rorski uni un unus May 15, 2017