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Olympic Pooping

A discipline where the contestant tries to poop as far as possible.
To make a poop, the competitor starts in a slightly recessed concrete-surfaced circle of 2.5 meters (8 feet 2½ inches) diameter. The pooper typically takes an initial stance facing away from the direction of the poop.
He then spins around one and a half times through the circle to build momentum, then releases his poop.
During the final phase the athlete may begin to release a fart to further accelerate the poop as well as to create an air cushion effect.
Ooouuhhh, that one looks good. Awesome. He olympic pooped across half the field. That must be at least silver. Olympic Pooping at it's finest, ladies and gentlemen!
by bumarse October 25, 2009
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Poopiekins

The only honest known term of endearment for Eric Cartman/like people... (Only given by insanely sweet People who are in love with the subject/person) ie. Leanne Cartman(His Mum)
Ooh Poopiekins, would you like another Fudge Doughnut/Cup Cake/Black Forest Gateaux etc..?
by DebbieMmm... January 11, 2009
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poopiefarts

Honey!!! we gotta go home. I got the poopiefarts again and I didn't bring any spare TW's.
by Peter Billings June 14, 2008
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Poopsicle

A poop that literally freezes half way out the hole, so you have to use either your hands to pull it out, or even use an ice pick to break the ice stuck in your ass.
You know it's time to turn on the heat when you get a poopsicle.
by Tom Cruise's Straight Jacket September 6, 2010
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poopcicle

A frozen turd treat similar to a popcicle but this one is enjoyed by copraphiliacs and scat lovers.
The heroin addicted scat film starlet seducively licked the quickly melting poopcicle.
by Islams defeat September 1, 2008
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Poopil

A student who spebds more class time in the bathroom than in the class for the purposes of avoiding class.
Student 1: "Wasn't that the third time he asked to go to the bathroom today?"

Student 2: "Yeah. Either he's got IBS, or he's a total poopil.
by T. Barr June 28, 2008
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poopfish

A slinky jackass motherfucker
OR
an interjection similar to "Shit"
Leif is being such a poopfish
OR
Poopfish! I can't find my sunglasses
by Baron27 September 16, 2007
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