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puff of poon

When your having sex with a girl and you keep getting the burst of stank puss overwhelming your nose.
I was having sex with this girl and the puff of poon almost made me throw up on her.
by Patrinkas78 January 11, 2017
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Poonani

by WETPOONANI69 June 6, 2018
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shaved poon

1. a poon which is shaved
2. a vagina which is bald
3. a girl who has been around the block

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The poon is shaved for a few reasons. One the girl does not like hair and shaved her vagina along with other typical shaved areas. Two the female's partner does not like hair. Or the female would like to be eaten out by another female or a male and it is often considered disrespectful not to shave a pussy for an eat out
Mary: I ate some of the best shaved poon last night.
Jen: Really? You'll have to invite me next time
by Poonspert May 12, 2004
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Pantene Poon-tang

When in anticipation of very desirable oral sex you go to the extra trouble of using a small dollop of shampoo between your legs.
Thereby leaving your pubic hair,,shiny,lustrous, and dare i say manageable?
With a nice evening of tasty paste planned at a very cute bistro, I felt it only appropriate to include some Pantene Poon-tang on the menu..
by DaynaS March 30, 2008
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poon magnet

1. An object or creature thats helps the owner to get laid

2. A giant magnet that attracts vaginas
He used the poon magnet (dolphin), to get laid.

The poon magnet immediately dropped her pants.

Men bring poon magnets to help them score chicks.

Dolphins are bigger poon magnets then cars.
by prokevinmusic February 19, 2008
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Poon Pioneer

A "Poon Pioneer" is someone who explores unchartered virgin waters, deflowers and leaves his "mark" behind.
Mike: *breaks hymen*
Hannah: "You sure are a really experienced poon pioneer, aren't you?"
Mike: "Mazel tov baby!"
by worms4lyfez April 2, 2011
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Nom de poon

The fake name chosen by a pornstar because they don't want to use their real name. Like a nom de plume, but for adult movie stars instead of authors.
Jennifer Massoli is a famous adult movie star, but you probably know her by her nom de poon, Jenna Jameson
by ahirebet June 10, 2010
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