When your newborn crys complaining of a full nappy/diaper but upon inspection the turd splatter has mysteriously VANISHED.
"Weird..I checked his bum just 5 minutes ago but there was nothing in there."
"Oh don't worry he's been dropping Poodinis all afternoon"
"Oh don't worry he's been dropping Poodinis all afternoon"
by Goatl0ver September 11, 2015
Get the Poodini mug.The act of parting the vaginal lips (the bananas) with one's tongue while performing oral sex on a woman. The insertion of the tongue is akin to adding whipped cream to the delicious ice cream (vagina) center.
Guy/girl A: I gave my girl a real good poonanisplit last night. She said it was the best she's ever had.
Guy/girl B: Dayum! That's gonna be hard to top!
Guy/girl B: Dayum! That's gonna be hard to top!
by Pleasenthanku February 22, 2017
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When you have a one night stand with a young lady and you awake to find she has disappeared like the famous magician Harry Houdini.
by Orlanda Brown October 1, 2018
Get the Poondini mug.a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.
Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 1, 2019
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Get the pooning mug.by Clark McIntosh July 26, 2021
Get the Poonanica mug.When you finish taking a dump and after wiping your ass you notice there is no poop on the toilet paper. This is a magical moment, unfortunately you are the only witness to this amazing accomplishment. No sleight of hand, nothing up your sleevecheck your sleeve, it might be up your sleeve, if it's up your sleeve you need help wiping your ass
You won't believe this but I just performed a poodini, I wiped and the toilet paper was so clean I was tempted to put it back on the roll.
by TheGoldenPoo January 7, 2022
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