Pooniferous

A middle aged transvestite clown that lives in an old 1960s burgundy trailer. Pooniferous is an odd thing that eats children and male semen, but can spawn a fetus from its mouth. He likes to lather himself in peanut butter and likes to make sculptures of his victims with the remaining peanut butter. He is also known to have sick sexual amusement from jumper cables clamped to his pancake nipples.

I just saw pooniferous buying seventeen cans of peanut butter at the grocery store.

I woke up this morning and the hood to my car was open. Pooniferous must had come by last night.

by Pooniferousatemychildren461 March 23, 2011

poolicious

(Adj.)Typically used to describe a delicious serving of poo.

Boy, Mom that meal was poolicious!

by Damn Near Rectum February 10, 2004

poobic hair

pubic hair in and/or around the asshole

that girls got a nice ass except for her poobic hair

A: thats girls hot
B: yea but shes got poobic hair

by notdavidHitsKR September 18, 2010

PHONICATE

A slang term for having phone sex.

So (insert name) the new woman your talking to open to talking about sex on the telephone? Have you two phonicated yet?

by Rodent!! December 24, 2010

Poonitz

Another meaning for the phrase "Oh crap"

Poonitz! I dropped all of this stuff!

by Kelli Smith June 20, 2007

Pooninnen

A balloon filled with smoke.

We are making pooninnens with our bong exhalations.

by Starboyjuice October 16, 2008

phonicator

Someone who uses the phone ALL THE TIME and probably has more than one ear accessory.

He is on the phone all the time, texting or talking. He's a real phonicator.

by cosmic guts August 5, 2011