politician 

a back-stabbing piece of shit that should have to live by the same laws as everyone else. Monarchy got fucking thrown out when WE the PEOPLE developed a little thing called the CONSTITUTION and BILL OF RIGHTS that apply to ALL PEOPLE including politicians, illegal immigrants, excons, etc. Funny how they think it's okay to vote themselves a raise and pass more fucking laws that we have to live by and they don't. Oh, and as for sex offender registries, there should be a registry for everyone and everything so we can air out all of our dirty laundry to the world because I think its important to know that my neighbor fucked his dog and got a DUI and has a meth lab. I don't know how I would get through my day not knowing that.

That politician really thinks his shit doesn't stink and deserves a pay raise!

politician by justiceright March 17, 2010

politicing 

Bullshitting, like politics. When you are holding a joint and talking while everyone waits for u to pass that shit. When you have a drink and its only partially gone after a long time because you are distracted and not getting fucked up enough like you planned

"Damn girl...Quit politicing and drink your beer!"
"Stop politicing with that spliff and pass that shit"

politicing by Brianne1979 July 26, 2008

Politician 

The ultimate source of whining.

Want to learn how to whine? TAKE LESSONS FROM A POLITICIAN!!!

Sources: Politicians.

And Utah.

Politician by teh skipper May 30, 2009

politician 

1. Someone who gets paid a lot of money to do basically nothing but tell lies and wear red white and blue ties.
Also commonly referred to as a weasle.

2. Term used to describe a liar.

1. America loves it's politicians!

2. You back-stabbing little politician!!

politician by dirtbikechick January 16, 2009

Politician 

A lying, unprincipled, selfless person whose dirth of self-respect compels him to desperately sell himself to any buyer. He derives all his self-respect second-hand from others, but he can never fill the bottomless pit where his ego belongs. He lacks serious convictions and has no heroes; he lacks the confidence and courage to hold and form his own opinions. He is not a man, but a mouthpiece of the fools whose approval he cherishes.

Example 1:
Bill Clinton: "I want a national healthcare system!"
*Applause*

After mid terms, in State of the Union address-
Bill Clinton: "The era of big government is over!"

Observer: "Damn, that Clinton fool is such a politician. Does he believe in anything, or does he just say what people want to hear?"

Example 2:
George Bush: "I will never support anything resembling a national healthcare system."

Two years later, signing Prescription Drug Act
George Bush: "Now, a single payer, the government, will buy your medications!"

Observer: "Damn, just two years ago he said he didn't want government involved in healthcare. Did he really believe that, or was he just being a politician and saying that because that's what people wanted to hear at the time?"

Politician by turibe February 19, 2011

Corrupt Politician 

A politician who doesn't play by the books, works with organised crime and steals tax money. The sort of people who are bringing a bad name to governments all over the world. Conspiracy theories link them with the illuminati but it's not a proven fact. To become a Corrupt Politician, a politician must have a criminal record and be found out to be doing illegal activities such as doing drugs, assault and other violent crimes or to be known to work with crime syndicates such as the mafia.

*Senator addressing crowd*
Senator: And as your local Senator I will do the things that need to be done

Crowd: *Cheers*

Senator: I'll make the borough more environmentally friendly by turning off the power at the orphanages, what will they do? Tell their parents? muhahahahaha

Tim: I think we need to vote for someone else

Walter: Yeah, this dude sounds like a corrupt politician

Corrupt Politician by Sieffy January 11, 2014

politician 

Someone with an IQ under 12

Person 1: Dude, that was such a dumbazz move he made

Person 2: Well, he's a politician, you can't blame him.

politician by BLABLABABLABLALBALBLALBLABLALB November 8, 2012