poltergoosed

To be pinched on the bum by a mischievous spirit.

Brad: Holy shit! What was that all about dude?
Corey: What?
Brad: You just pinched my buttocks, dude, WTF?
Corey: WHAT? No I fuckin' didn't!
Brad: Oh, right, so you're saying I've just been poltergoosed!?
Corey: Huh?
Brad: C'mon Corey, everyone knows you have the hots for me, just admit it and stop blaming paranormal activity for your constant inappropriate advances.

by niftydog December 28, 2007

Poltergeist

A ghost or other supernatural being supposedly responsible for physical disturbances such as making loud noises and throwing objects about.

Mikah: "There's a Poltergeist in our house, Katie."

by Mikea__Robriguess April 30, 2015

pilfer

Person that sits in a bathtub, farts, then bites at the bubbles

Chris's breath smells like shit because he's a pilfer.

by Anthony April 3, 2005

poofer

a word that means the same thing as fart, only less vulgar.

talking to your sister, next to grandma, you say "oops! i poofered!"

by chelseeea_raaae June 16, 2007

polger

the act of being awesome, super fly or totally radical.

"Oh my gosh that party was so polger. Like everyone was there."

"Bobby is so polger. he starts on the batmitten team."

by Emily & Meagan January 14, 2008

Poffer

A poffer is a person who is a drama queen, and drags all attention to themself.

Simmilar word: Calling someone a Tart

Ugh! You're such a poffer! Get a life!

by Nire Ikswobarg June 28, 2009

peter poofer

What the drill sargeant from Full Metal Jacket uses to described a gay person.

Graham Norton is a peter poofer

by Adam Hall July 29, 2008