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Frownie Points

The opposite of brownie points; these are awarded when someone does something bad.
My frownie points went up today when my manager overheard me talking about the pros and cons of a fully nude strip club that doesn't serve alcohol versus a topless one that does.
by 3D December 9, 2007
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Batty Points

A system used as a marker for how irritating, smug, feminine or stupid someone is. Like man points, batty points can only be accumulated.

They can also only be handed out by someone who has a significant proportion less Batty points than they have whilst also having a significant proporsion more Man Points.

Although not classed in some countries as a real qualification, most people will take your 'Batty Count' into consideration whether deciding whether or not you would be a good friend/mating partner.

Ways to earn batty points:

1 Ditching friends to hang round with women.
2 Feeling unjustly smug.
3 Repetition of bad jokes/unfunny catchphrases.
4 Not wanting to do something manly
5 Making a big fuss over minor injuries
6 Whining & Crying
7 Caring too much about your appearance.8 Making trivial mistakes which affect you/your friends situation.
9 Lying about how many Batty/Man points you have.
10 Trying to hand out Batty/Man points without correct Man Point quota.

Traditionally an individuals' Batty Count is recorded in the local 'Batty Tome' (working in conjuction with the Tome of Man) although more recently councils have been testing out online prototypes with varying sucess.
Person 1: Lol it's funny touching other boys legs!
Person 2: You just earned yourself some batty points

Person 1: You Said It!
Person 2: Five batty points.

Derek received ten batty points after it was found he had been hanging around with Ms.Steeple all day.
by Larsti April 1, 2008
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cunt points

a tally or score that helps you keep track of what a total bitch a woman is being at one particular time. if tally/score gets to high u should lose all attraction to her, tell her to shut her face, leave the room, etc. (keep an eye out for the highest scoring wenches)
"hey...don't be...that bitch...racking up those cunt points!"

"(womans name here) will not let (guys name here) drink at my party, she is really earning her cunt points tonight!"
by bobmcbob420 July 16, 2009
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reward points

What you use to obtain free merchandise.
Shaun, look at the free chairs we just got from using our reward points. It is a good thing they didn't cost us anything.
by BUh bye felicia January 16, 2015
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bong hit points

The amount of hits one can effectively get out of there bong without having to reload the bong.
Terry: Crap, this isn't good, we have 2 hours til the concert and 3 bong hit points left between the 2 of us,

Jordan: Quick use bong heal
by Captain Ginyu June 20, 2011
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pointy

1. (Adjective) to describe as nerdy or smart

2. (Verb) Performing an action that is nerdy or adds to your knowledge, such as studying or visiting the library.
1. Man, why is Alex so pointy, he set the curve for the last chemistry test!

2. Hey Jason, want to go out today? or are you going to pointy?
by poofyloop April 2, 2010
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brownie points

Unexpected credit bestowed for a deed or action resulting in special favor of the recipient in the brownie point giver's eyes. Negative brownie points are also avaliable and can also deduct from the brownie point count (which is never really accurate in the first place).
Adriel tried to earn brownie points for prizes but soon discovered the joy in earning brownie points is that there are no prizes, only accumulating credit resulting in the warmed heart of his friends.
by Nicole Drinovsky October 24, 2006
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