Painting Mona Lisa

Stroking a girl with such skill that she cannot help but moan.

You hear Jill last night? I was painting Mona Lisa.

by Princess Katherine September 23, 2005

Pounting

"Pounting" is when a girl climbs on you and rubs her arse on your dick. But you don't stick your dick in her pooper - that's wrong, instead they just rub their arse on your dick until you cum.

"Dude, Katie totally did some Pounting on me last night! I jizzed all over her gothed up ass!!!!" - Tim

by Tap Dat Azz August 31, 2011

face painting

when you are fucking a girl you blow your load on her in a pile so you can dip your mushroom tip in it and use it like a paintbrush to paint the bitch's face, its like a 2nd degree facial.

i gave your mom a good face painting last nite.

by the December 16, 2004

painting my nails

Euphemism for female masturbation originated on the blog max-logic.com.

Most Friday nights I'm at home watching porn and painting my nails

by maxlogicfan August 25, 2011

velvet painting

Velvet Painting is a term used to describe an absolutely shitty situation. It can also be used to describe anything trashy as the name “velvet painting” naturally implies trashiness. The term Velvet Painting is usually used when something conjures up an image that is disturbing.

Friend: So I passed out in my bra and underwear last night after blowing my Uber driver.

Me: Well there’s a fucking velvet painting for ya.

by Nurse MJ March 25, 2018

printing d's

This is when a guy slaps his junk on top of a printer and makes copies of his dick.

printing d's- Hey man do you want a copy of my dick

by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014

Finger Painting

v; To finger a girl, and then proceed to spread the juices on her body, preferably face, so that you can make some kinky work of art.

mike, acon, rich

Dude, i totally gave my girlfriend a finger painting last night!
Really? What'd you draw?
I put a sunshine on her face and then she blew me.
Thats what i call art appreciation.

by novalax715 December 25, 2008