Too woke to poke

Used to describe a man who’s so woke he can’t bring himself to touch a ladies genitalia.

Sam: Curtis and Susan seem to have been getting on well, I bet she’ll be getting fingered in the toilets later.

Tony: Not a chance, Curtis is too woke to poke!

by Chrish77 February 3, 2020

Pokwana

Pokwana, son of Chief Menziwa, was a great leader of AmaZizi tribe, who are now occupying land around UnThentu in Umtata and Ngqutura between Engcobo and Idutwa in the Eastern Cape,this name has become used as a surname by the clan, submition by Prince Zuko Pokwana

Pokwana ka Menziwa ka Zangashe: all those were Chiefs of AmaZizi

by Earl Zuko Pokwana July 9, 2003

Pokezombie

A Pokezombie is a person who is so intent on playing Pokemon Go, that they forget about the real world and get in the way of people or get hurt stumbling around fixated on their screen.

*Person walks out onto road and gets hit by a car*
Driver: What the hell was that?

Passenger: Just a Pokezombie. Keep going, he didn't know what hit him.

by NZAP 9041 July 11, 2016

Pokemon Diamond and Pearl

The best games ever imo, though it uses the basic story-line for the previous 3 gen games, training, getting the gym badges, beating the elite four, and battling the champion. They were made around 2006 so they are games that NEED to have remakes, it would be amazing. Though you should also play Pokemon Platinum, the Distortion World looks fucking insane. It would look more insane in 3D though.

Pokemon Diamond and Pearl has the best music, best evil team, and the best champion, and shes really hard and really hot.
Dialga (ディアルガ) is the Temporal Pokémon and is the mascot of Pokemon Diamond, while Palkia (パルキア) the Spatial Pokémon is the mascot of Pokemon Pearl.

by EspuressoTheCoffee March 11, 2017

POKIMID

Pokimid is a rare condition when a girl is mid asf about someone

Pokimid once said Nigga you ain't funny💀💀

by Nigga you ain't FUNNY💀💀💀 February 1, 2022

Wong Poker

Wong poker is a mega rad awesomely sick texas holdem' poker tournament held every second Thursday at a rotating venue in the Northern suburbs* of Melbourne, Australia. It sees 8 rad (to the extreme) dudes fight it out for the highly decorated and much revered TWOT (tournament Winning Official Trophy) aka Amulet. It is arguably the most exciting and much anticipated poker tournament in the universe.

*One rural Victoria venue.

Jared: "Who is hosting wong poker tonight?"
Daniel: "According to the roster, David is hosting wong poker"
Brenton: "But he swapped wong poker hosting duties with Andrew"
David: "Yes, Andrew is hosting wong poker"
Brad: "I hear he is serving seafood at wong poker"
Chris: "I bloody love seafood"
Jarrod: "I bloody love wong poker"

by le Camel August 15, 2012

big pokey

A H-Town rapper and a giant of a man. Big Po’ has been featured on tracks with rappers such as Paul Wall, Lil Keke, Mike Jones, etc. His lyrics are gangsta and reflect the laid back style we’ve come to know from Texas. When Big Pokey spits lyrics, his voice sounds Deep, Fat, and Out of Breath. He brings a real sense of the streets to any song he’s on.

“Bunch of hoes, Bunch of money, Bunch of clothes
Glidin’ like an ice skater
Motor like a SNOT NOSE!!!”

“My cake stack like a brick wall
Roof push back when the seats crawl
Chip in the motor
I DIDTZ IT ALL”

“Door slammer
Rimmed up
Driveway decorated
4 hammer stash spots
Everywhere Niggaz Hatin’
Off the gut
Raise it Up
Afghan blaze it up!!!”

by SoOldSchool July 14, 2005