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Dirty Painting

To dirty paint is to have a blank canvas i.e a very pale wench.

(Dirty painting is to try to make an improvement to an abomination of a woman which cant look any worse)

This act of dirty painting is when a fugly white girl is stripped down and have faecal matter from the artist rubbed all over the canvas. The artist may or may not choose to use a variation of bodily fluids for different colours. As in phlegm used for a green or a pale yellow, ear wax for orange, or spooge used for a white or a slimy texture. The dirty painting is only complete when the surface area of the wench is covered in exotic bodily fluids.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Wendy?

Guy 2: That disgustingly overweight blob that constantly smells like sweaty flab flaps?

Guy 1: Yeah! i heard some sick artist pinned her down and made her a dirty painting!?!?!?!

Guy 2: hope he made an improvement
by ELWOOD November 6, 2012
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face_plain

A emoticon used for a variety of reasons, but generally used to point out the stupidity of a person's post. Spammed face_plains and giant face_plains can be used for increased effect. Frequently found in the vestibule.
vesti noob: Pics of boobies inside!!!!

*board topic contains pictures of shirtless men*

...MANboobies. hahahaha. LMAOwned.

Vestibulian: face_plain Please die.
by A big cow October 2, 2005
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to paint houses

mobster jargon for killing someone.
Boss: "I heard you like to paint houses."
Thug: "Yes, and I do my own carpentry as well."
Boss: "Excellent
by Pete Dick February 17, 2008
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Poo Painter

To be a poo painter, u need daring wit and creativity. firstly shit in your hand this will act as the paint, secondly find a brush, this will be your index finger. Then apply some paint, find a bare wall, or tiled surface to start painting, make sure that you sign your masterpiece, then invite a friend/family to view it.
Ernest invited Claire into the bathroom, to view his latest piece, little did Claire know that Ernest had Poo painter her parents bathroom.
by Bam West & Som Matton August 18, 2008
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face_plain

Showing absolutely no interest whatsoever; usually used following an idiotic or nonsensical statement.
"OMGZ0RS I just liek totally masturbated and now my hands are sticky!"
"face_plain"
by Iliketofu August 22, 2004
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Paint Some Porcelain

To discharge liquid feces violently into the toilet, resulting in a colorful toilet bowl.
Hold that thought bro, i gotta go paint some porcelain. I knew i shouldn't have eaten that lobster in Mexico.
by Queenworks December 15, 2008
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Paint the Dinosaur

So when are you and Holly going to paint the dinosaur?
Unno mang, she thinks it's too big and will hurt too much.
by TylerDurden44 December 20, 2010
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