pity digits

A phone number you give/get from a girl/guy the morning after you sleep with him/her even though you have absolutely no intention of calling him/her ever again, but it makes the whole goodbye thing way less awkward

I hooked up with a girl last night; she was annoying and I never want to see her again, so the next morning I got some pity digits when I dropped her off so it wouldn't be weird.

by Are2Dee2 October 9, 2009

Pity Bologna

Bologna that is offered to someone as an after thought after giving some to your friends.

Brett gave his friends bologna a lunch break then offered Pity Bologna to the other people at the break table.

by Max Baskin February 7, 2023

Pity Friending

Accepting a friend request out of pity.

I am not pity friending anymore.

by Bahiyyih July 22, 2012

Pity rim

When a friend or other person offers to give you their winning rim from their Tim Hortons coffee cup.

mitch's friend offered her winning rim to him but mitch rejected her pity rim because he was too honorable. She was also a Republican and a racist.

by sonofamitch91 August 1, 2012

Pity "Hi"

When someone says hi to someone else out of pity (because they feel bad not because they want to). Usually it is a girl saying it to a guy. You can identify a pity "Hi"by the following clues: they will raise there eyebroes/enlarge eyes, say your name after "hi", they will smile, and it will obviously seem forced and not genuine. Also after the pity "hi" the person will go back to what they were doing like nothing happened.

"Hi 'ERIC'!!!" said lily while smiling (looks away and acts like nothing happened) Don turns to Eric and says "dude that was a total pity 'Hi'!!" Eric replies "I know, it's because I told her I like her."

Pity "Hi" is a sad hello that girls do to guys because they fell obliged or guilty for something.

by De. Xtruth November 2, 2016

Pity pat

The gesture that a girl that is not romantically interested in you, but still wants you to be one of her orbiters, gives to you when hugging you by patting you on the back multiple times.

Girl: gives a pity pat.
Your response if you don't want to end up in a friendzone: "Leave the pity pat to your orbiters!".

by Borderworlds December 1, 2020

pity d

When you go through an entire semester of class and don't learn shit. You hope your professor takes pity on you and gives you a D so that you pass and wont have to take his/her shitty class again.

After cramming a whole semesters worth of stats into the night before finals, Mike knew his only hope of passing the class was if his professor gave him a pity D

by RelaxedRomeo December 8, 2013