Pity Friending

Accepting a friend request out of pity.

I am not pity friending anymore.

by Bahiyyih July 22, 2012

Pity Bologna

Bologna that is offered to someone as an after thought after giving some to your friends.

Brett gave his friends bologna a lunch break then offered Pity Bologna to the other people at the break table.

by Max Baskin February 7, 2023

pity contest

Both individuals are fighting on who has it worse

Stop fighting this is not a pity contest

by Kkkkolavomb August 12, 2016

pretty pity

Only feeling bad or sympathizing with someone because they’re attractive

Me: “I feel so bad for Jackson but at the same time he’s so hot”
Them: “Nah that’s just pretty pity”

by SoggyPotatoes03 July 20, 2020

pity-seeker

someone who complains all the time about something super small and tries to make it seem like it only happens to them

Sally: this boy I was talking to for a couple days played me and is known for cheating on people played me :((((( of course this would happen to me sksvdkand
John: yup, she’s definitely a pity-seeker

by urannoying June 21, 2019

pity digits

A phone number you give/get from a girl/guy the morning after you sleep with him/her even though you have absolutely no intention of calling him/her ever again, but it makes the whole goodbye thing way less awkward

I hooked up with a girl last night; she was annoying and I never want to see her again, so the next morning I got some pity digits when I dropped her off so it wouldn't be weird.

by Are2Dee2 October 9, 2009

Pity "Hi"

When someone says hi to someone else out of pity (because they feel bad not because they want to). Usually it is a girl saying it to a guy. You can identify a pity "Hi"by the following clues: they will raise there eyebroes/enlarge eyes, say your name after "hi", they will smile, and it will obviously seem forced and not genuine. Also after the pity "hi" the person will go back to what they were doing like nothing happened.

"Hi 'ERIC'!!!" said lily while smiling (looks away and acts like nothing happened) Don turns to Eric and says "dude that was a total pity 'Hi'!!" Eric replies "I know, it's because I told her I like her."

Pity "Hi" is a sad hello that girls do to guys because they fell obliged or guilty for something.

by De. Xtruth November 2, 2016