I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got

Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.

Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives

Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"

Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."

by come_on_england October 16, 2008

piss equity

The money an online poker player loses by running to the bathroom to pee during a session. True pros combat this by pissing into Gatorade bottles while continuing to play.

Noob: "I really had to pee, so I sat out on all of my tables for one minute and ran to the bathroom."

Pro: "You fish! Do you know how much piss equity you gave up by missing those 20 hands?!"

by Kos13 March 29, 2011

wicked pissah

The way a person in New England would describe something as being really awesome.

Game four was wicked pissah!

by em January 23, 2005

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.

You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

by wouldaben January 15, 2011

Piss Face

a rude, annoying asshole who thinks he's a hardass, bitches, moans and lies about everything in order to make friends. Pissfaces traditionally will lie about getting out in dodgeball, beat up children younger than them, cry often, lie about how much they party, say weird things to women, and wear clothing from wal mart with holes in them. They're often dirty and do dumbass things like play bloody knuckles or armwrestle women.They commonly are covered in muffling. Their natural habitat includes anywhere there are cigarettes or four wheelers. When a pissface is spotted it is encouraged to yell "sit down piss face!" and throw something at them. You can pissface-proof your home by keeping ample amount of literature in the home, having a male weighing at least 110 pounds around the house at all times, possessing plenty of soap, having a brick mail box, and digging holes in your yard and covering them with a blanket with leaves on top.

Piss Face! Everyone hates you!

by Kyle Hamlett May 16, 2008

piss pancake

A classic college dorm prank. A generous amount of urine is released into a plastic baggy, which is then sealed to prevent undesirable peepee leakage. The bag is then placed into a freezer just long enough to freeze into a solid sheet o' piss, at which point it is then ready to be utilized. The flat pancake shape of the piss ice allows it to easily be slid under a door, where it promptly melts and smells up the entire room with a hint o' piss.

"Yo I was sick of that dousche fuckin with my shit so i piss pancaked him hardcore. It smells like farm animal in his room now!"

by jeter501 May 27, 2009

Post Poo Piss

The process of urinating after an extensive bowel movement; PPP can occur regardless of urine passing initially, or at any time related to a particular toilet visit.

After bowel movement, PPP will both relieve and assure the participant that the visit is over. PPP is also known to cause a side symptom of drooling or salivation along with eye watering; the exact cause of this is still unconfirmed, but is linked to relief and satisfactory from various glands in the human body.

Human 1.) Are you still in the toilet?
Human 2.) Yeah, sorry taking a bit of time.
Human 3.) I thought you were going for a number 2? I can hear you urinating.
Human 4.) Don’t fret; it’s just the latter end of Post Poo Piss.
Human 5.) Oh, okay. Don’t drool on the floor, I just hoovered in there.

by Descendo January 12, 2010