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pint of dicks

Literally a measurement of wriggling, dismembered male genitalia. Preferably served in a pint glass.
Go drink a pint of dicks Sharon!
by JustJohnXCIV February 1, 2018
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dick pint

When trying to seduce a female, you must simply put your cock in a half filled pint glass( liquid of choice). once inserted the female will acknowledge how high the water level has increased, the higher the water level, the more masculine one will seem, increasing said males chances of reproduction
ben: did you fuck her ?
isaac : yes i did, thank god for the dick pint tho eh? wouldnt have hit without it
by dick pint February 25, 2023
mugGet the dick pintmug.

piss in a pint

New Zealand and Australian slang/phrase which is used during a game or activity when a participant immediately develops a clear understanding of the rules and performs well.
Amy has just learnt the card game 'shit head' and is already playing the game strategically. She wins or preforms well in the first game she plays. Piss in a pint.

Or

Amy has just played her last card in a game that she has just learnt and wins the round. Another player says to her 'piss in a pint'.
by Joiful20 May 19, 2018
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appies and pints

Appetizers (snack/finger foods) and pints (of ale or beer) usually offered in a pub/tavern.
To celebrate their anniversary, Jimmy's Pub is offering their appies and pints special two hours early!
by Babblefingers June 3, 2017
mugGet the appies and pintsmug.

Pint Hoe

A girl who hangs around, has sex with meth dealers in exchange for their drugs. Pint hoes usual are homeless girls who steal, lie, cheat their way through life. They can’t take care of themselves and cling to whatever guy will give them attention. Pint hoes will always deny being a pint hoe that’s how you know they are pint hoes.
“Do you know Megan? “
“Yup, she will suck anyone’s dick for meth”
“Just like Haley, fuck they are such pint hoes.”
by Thisisntmyfirsttime September 9, 2019
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pint size

Not appealing unless being spoken about children,

pint size also is an insult of magnitude when used on or referring to Adults. and or adolescents.

unless being used humorously
That lady "pint size" I don't like that.

Look at your little "pint sized" self (referring and speaking to a child or a animal)
by UnoYoko February 11, 2022
mugGet the pint sizemug.

Pint Protector

Someone who is always seen holding his pint, afraid to leave it on a table or bar counter for whatever reason. Also common in many party photographs.
I went through the photographs of James' party last night. Peter was holding a ruddy glass of Guinness in every photo, he's a real pint protector.
by James the Paranoid Android November 1, 2009
mugGet the Pint Protectormug.

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