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Paint Some Porcelain

To discharge liquid feces violently into the toilet, resulting in a colorful toilet bowl.
Hold that thought bro, i gotta go paint some porcelain. I knew i shouldn't have eaten that lobster in Mexico.
by Queenworks December 15, 2008
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Paint the Dinosaur

So when are you and Holly going to paint the dinosaur?
Unno mang, she thinks it's too big and will hurt too much.
by TylerDurden44 December 20, 2010
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Paintball Girl

Usually a good looking girl who is not afraid of paintball. Normally Irish (because the irish are fearless beasts) dutch or french ey are cool also)
Paintball coach about paintball girl: Dayum, that Irish girl sure is smoking, on the paintball feild and outside if ya know what i mean!
by Meabbhos August 21, 2011
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paint my face

While a man and women are having sexual intercourse, the man then pulls out jacks his cock and blow a huge load of cum in the women's face
Me: I'm about to fucking cum angela
Angela: Paint my face baby with your hot cum
Me: say less
Angela: oh my baby that's your best by far
by Humungasor Cock April 26, 2017
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paintingrainbows

PaintingRainbows is a sibling of the famous YouTuber Itsfunneh. She is the oldest of its funnehs family. She also plays games with its funneh and the other siblings but she doesn't post much on her channel. She is also known to be not that good in game parkour/obstacle courses. PaintingRainbows also makes puns/jokes
person 1=hey did you see paintingrainbows video
person 2= oh yea paintingrainbows is such a cool and funny person, especially when she makes jokes
by itsfunnehstanyoot420 January 4, 2021
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paint the sky

sometimes i just wanna paint the sky, dude.
by pseu·don·y·mous April 3, 2023
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College Paint Job

A College Paintjob is when you pipe down a girl and before you nut you scream, cum on your hand and with cover her face with that cum. Once the deed is done you leave the building regardless of who owns the house.
Marc: Hey Isaac how was the night with Vanessa?
Isaac: Bro, you wouldn't believe it she would not shut up about astrology so I had to give her a college paint job
Marc: That's crazy bro you just left her to spread eagle in your house. I respect you
by hahasuka June 4, 2020
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