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Portland Picasso

Ejaculating onto a paintbrush then painting the ejaculate onto someone's face.
Chris, fired off some knuckle children onto a 3" paintbrush, because there was no place to put it. He then gave Derrick a "Portland Picasso"

by painting the contents of the brush on Derrick's face...while he slept, because there was no place to put it...
by Chubbs5280 March 27, 2021
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Picasso Pussy

Would you fuck Jessica?

Hell nah bro, I saw her in the powl today, straight Picasso Pussy
by palbopicasso June 28, 2016
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Picasso's Infected Spawn

"Hell" on earth. Slithers through life "filandering" middle aged men "greyer" one who has some "L00t L00t". These females are often mistaken as vermin and although they seem nice at first glance, they really are the most fowl of all life forms that have ever been shaped on this glorious planet. The Persona is a stable hardworking "single" mother who is going through a rough break up with her "addict" "abusive" "controlling" bf.
This creature if you will even call it that after the "malicious" and "Rancid" Plotted out pranks and stunts she pulls usually ends up with her "garments" on the floor or left whoever she decided to drop them. She pretends she isn't usually like this while being very convincing she should get a "Juno" hence "preg" all the time to "lactate" and "manipulate" her way through any mans hard worked for "reputation" and "CLOUT"... She usually likes to play "mom" sometimes for the camera, but in fact she is nothing but a "blackhat" "blackhearted" "malevolent" "Shinook" that carries "clap".

"spam" in your inbox, she will try and coordinate other long planned malacious attacks against you and your reputation, social following/family. Then she may try and incriminate you with false crimes that start small. Over time you end up developing a record and often find yourself "isolated" sometimes having to be incarcerated or "medicated" "Her claws" leave only "lateral" muscle fibers. The fake "nails" are an indicator of her "authenticity"
A "hack" = "Neo" "PRIDE"
Picasso's Infected Spawn- A.k.A- PIS is an acronym for a female who is such a fucking chicken shit to at least look that person she "loved" oh so much in the face and tell them why. Why things happened the way they did and "why" did you do that to le"uno"....
by The-Raw-Dog-N-Bail August 28, 2022
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picasso-ed

when a guy cums on a girls chest and drags it down to her stomach and paints a picture on her stomach with his cum.
Carl picasso-ed all over Elaine's stomach, which she enjoyed a lot.
by cheerleaderFromIndiana February 17, 2010
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Would you fuck Jessica?

Hell nah bro I saw her in the powl today, straight Picasso Pussy
by palbopicasso June 28, 2016
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Picasso

Friend 1: my girlfriend showed me her boobs last night

Friend 2: Picasso
by ChipperDipperDoo March 2, 2024
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Picasso Shits

When you have a powerful poo that explodes out of your anus with so much might, that it paints what looks to be a Picasso inside of the toilet bowl.
“After all that No’s Pizza last night I woke up this morning and painted a crazy Picasso in the toilet.”

“My stomach was killing me this morning so I went to the bathroom and had crazy Picasso Shits.”
by Picassopoo April 20, 2020
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