Prize Fighter

One who boxes for a living. All boxers are fighting for financial incentives regardless how they may be glorified as The People's Champ, so don't let the Muhammad Alis fool you. This is why the majority of boxers come from poverty. The fancy, gold plated belts, the men with them big, fancy suits, and not just one, but at least three ring girls; it's all about getting that status.

"Shane Mosley says, 'Floyd Mayweather fights for Money', ya FUCKIN', dummy! I'm a PRIZE fighter! That's what I suppose to fight for a PRIZE, DUH!" - Floyd "$" Mayweather

Sugar Ray Robinson, Joe Louis, Floyd "$" Mayweather, and the list goes on.

Who would really get hit in the face by men who can put out farm animals with their punches just to prove something? Don't let their humility or warrior spirits full you; they're still all prize fighters.

by LeadLeftLeon May 7, 2010

cash and prizes

penis and testicles; dick and balls; a man's genitalia

He was walking up too close behind me, so I turned around and kicked him square in the cash and prizes.

by tosha5252 October 30, 2007

Second base consolation prize

This happens when you desire coitus or at least oral sex, but all she grudgingly permits is for you to put your hand in her bra.

Even though I took her to see "American Beauty" and dinner at Chez André, all I got was the second base consolation prize.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on This Head December 12, 2007

Pfizer Science

The kind of science that strips away all the baggage and hoopla that has for centuries burdened the true root of all scientific endeavors : alchemy in the wild and asinine conclusions. Let's say you want to create a "vaccine" to prevent the spread of the "Evil Eye". With modern science you couldn't even get that project off the ground, which means a super spreader of Evil Eye. Now, with Pfizer Science you start with an assumption like, "Enough good eyes will beat evil eyes". Then, you just grind up enough of those and inject them into half a dozen mice. If they don't die instantly,,, Success! Package and mandate it for every man, woman, and child... might as well do all the mice too since it's so safe and effective.

Pfizer Science is the way of the future... and the past. (So, it passed)

by thearchangelofsex May 4, 2023

prize swervin

When someone wins a contest and is allotted a prize.. and the person giving this prize doesn't come through with his or her obligation to full fill the awarding of the prize.

Yo I won a pack of beans from the contest thread last month.. and Cali Connect never sent me shit. They be some prize swervin' mother fuckers.

by mdrank April 24, 2014

prize money

Money, given as a prize for (winning) something.

"As a reward for cutting down the tree the fastest, he was rewarded $2000 prize money"

by Coretex May 5, 2014

prized kangaroo

Someone who is the center of attention, Everyone is trying to get him,He's exactly what everyone wants Some even try capturing him He's the prized kangaroo

When the aliens tried abducting me I felt like a prized kangaroo

by Aaron San August 21, 2016