peruvian bike helmet

a sexual act in which one person excretes feces into their hands, then proceeds to smear it on their partner from the forehead, to the base of the neck. After this sand is then poured over the head of the receiving partner and is then followed by ejaculating over the sand, further cementing the gritty shit helmet onto the scalp.
Donald Trump was seen last Thursday sporting a Peruvian bike helmet, an admittedly much better trade up from his usual toupee.
by ZippyJack March 08, 2016
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Peruvian Gut Buster

When a man jizzes into another man's mouth who then spits the jizz into a woman's mouth, swallows it, regurgitates it, and rubs it all over her tits.
Last night I was so drunk and I ended up doing a Peruvian gut buster with Susie and John.
by sloker7 June 29, 2011
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Peruvian Eye Goggles

The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes with the penis resting on the forehead.
Check it out! Mark's passed out. Should we teabag him, or should we give him the Peruvian Eye Goggles?
by Christina Farah December 08, 2006
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Peruvian Mud Cup

When the female partner empties a gallon of milk inside her asshole, the male partner then lays directly below the woman's anus and opens his mouth as wide as possible to receive a huge load of poop/milk diarrhea into the his mouth, having the appearance of chocolate milk or mud.
friend 1: Daniel you finished all the milk!?!?

friend 2: Yeah man last night my chola gave a full serving of a Peruvian mud cup:)

friend 1: Nice!!
by Trolliepoliex23 February 01, 2011
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Peruvian Death Fuck

To have sex with a woman from behind doggy style while you have her in a Full Nelson.
Jerry said he couldn't wait to see Joanie this weekend and she better watch out because he was going to give her the Peruvian Death Fuck.
by kg723 July 04, 2013
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Peruvian love machine

hot sexy peruvian with a nice nose and a big penis, and love to fuck girls and play the game as many times as he can. Play the shit out of bitches and fuck them hard in the ass hole.
Hey girl I was with the peruvian love machine yersterday and i became crippled from my legs down.
by mc dhq January 24, 2008
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Peruvian Stink Weasel

A sexual fetish in which a man is having anal intercourse with his partner whilst he is on the toilet, defecating.
Mike: Hey, Tim, I gave my girlfriend a Peruvian Stink Weasel last night!

Tim: Oh, snap!
by Carl Shveltz December 04, 2007
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