Crybaby. Someone who jumps up and down if he/she doesn't get what it wants. Aggressive, impossible to argue with even if you are completely in the right. Likes to over-talk and cut people off before they finish. Always has to have the last word. Pompous. Will totally insult someone and then say it's "Just a joke" and laugh disarmingly, even though it clearly isn't kidding at all. Pushy. Will step all over you to get ahead. Often abusive to co-workers. Can't relax. Obsessed with money and deadlines. Probably drives like an asshole too. (tailgates, passes on the right, cuts people off, etc.)
Worker: Don't you hate how the boss constantly micromanages and is such a flaming dickhead all the time?
Co-worker: Yeah, he can't seem to relax.
Worker: God, he's such a type A personality.
Co-worker: You mean type asshole personality?
Type A: "I am a type A personality, don't fuck with me or you'll be sorry!"
Co-worker: Yeah, he can't seem to relax.
Worker: God, he's such a type A personality.
Co-worker: You mean type asshole personality?
Type A: "I am a type A personality, don't fuck with me or you'll be sorry!"
by electropunk42 March 13, 2010
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Someone with absolutely no originality, who tries their hardest to mimic everything cool they see in you, seeking to be seen by others the way they see you.
Girl: "Who's that guy you brought to the party? He seems cool and interesting."
Guy: "He wants you to think that. He's just a personality-leech."
Girl: "How lame. Nevermind."
Guy: "He wants you to think that. He's just a personality-leech."
Girl: "How lame. Nevermind."
by coldgasmask408 October 11, 2012
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A condition in which the intelligent individual decides to order his or her mind by creating different personas to better associate with the various Single Personality people in the world.
It is often easier to accomplish by giving the different personalities their own ridiculous names to help in the mental transition.
2. A social order, or club, in which the members have multiple personalities, unlike most orders or clubs where everyone dresses the same way, thinks the same way, says the same boring nonsense and even eats the same snacks when they have their coffee breaks.
These are quite rare.
A condition in which the intelligent individual decides to order his or her mind by creating different personas to better associate with the various Single Personality people in the world.
It is often easier to accomplish by giving the different personalities their own ridiculous names to help in the mental transition.
2. A social order, or club, in which the members have multiple personalities, unlike most orders or clubs where everyone dresses the same way, thinks the same way, says the same boring nonsense and even eats the same snacks when they have their coffee breaks.
These are quite rare.
1.
Student: "Hi Class, my name is David Cock, today I will be giving you a presentation on the effective use of arbitrage in the venuzuelan oil industry and the successful use of grassroots movements to overthrow tree-hugging presidents."
Harvard Business Professor: "But you're registered as Agnes Gonxhe Bojaxhiu..."
Student: "I don't know what granola-eating nonsense is spewing from your underfed academic book-reading face, I have to pass your class on corporate sabotage or my dad will beat me, and nothing will stop me."
Classmate: " Oh there goes mother teresa again with her multiple personality order..."
Student: "Hi Class, my name is David Cock, today I will be giving you a presentation on the effective use of arbitrage in the venuzuelan oil industry and the successful use of grassroots movements to overthrow tree-hugging presidents."
Harvard Business Professor: "But you're registered as Agnes Gonxhe Bojaxhiu..."
Student: "I don't know what granola-eating nonsense is spewing from your underfed academic book-reading face, I have to pass your class on corporate sabotage or my dad will beat me, and nothing will stop me."
Classmate: " Oh there goes mother teresa again with her multiple personality order..."
by kidneyswap September 25, 2010
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by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
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Mark: Yeah, why?
Bob: (Laughs) Apparently not anymore, look at her slut it up with that random guy at the bar.
Dave: Yeah, just 'cause you blew her off.
Mark: Damn! She's a personality whore! (Laughs)
Mark: Yeah, why?
Bob: (Laughs) Apparently not anymore, look at her slut it up with that random guy at the bar.
Dave: Yeah, just 'cause you blew her off.
Mark: Damn! She's a personality whore! (Laughs)
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The worst personality of those I have come across are those who are aloof and dull with a capital-D. They dont seem to have any sense of humor, or any interest in conversing with people, don't know how to sound like a person of reasonable intelligence and are a person of very few words and thought.
by krock1dk November 14, 2007
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