The Perfect Guy

The perfect guy, is your friend first. He's good looking, which makes you want him more because he's been so sweet during your friendship, but is the one that wants to wait for anything to happen. He doesn't get angry, but if he's upset, he explains himself calmly to you. He makes sure you're compatible before you start a relationship, instead of rushing into things. Once you're dating, you wont care that he has friends that are girls because you don't have a doubt in your mind that he won't be faithful to you. He'll always answer your call. He'll always be there when you cry, and would do anything to make it better. He loves you with or without makeup and would never look at you differently when you don't have it on. Sex never HAS to happen, unless you want it to and he is always willing to "go down on you" and ask for nothing in return. Once he knows, he will tell you about the future he wants to share with you. He'll always be there to cuddle and play with your hair. And anything you ask, he does, just to see you smile.

Damn, that girl is lucky she found the perfect guy!

by swag~so~illest January 12, 2012

perfectly sincere popcorn

an act or action that stands in a state of unselfishness that is so pure it is entertaining and possibly odd.

When he saw that she was about to step over a puddle he instead took his pants off and placed them over the puddle. It was perfectly sincere popcorn.

by ben claude May 5, 2003

Perfect pinch

Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" closed after defecating. Perfect pinch leaves the toilet paper perfectly clean.

"No worries on the shortage of toilet paper. I had a perfect pinch."

by OttoParts June 9, 2009

perfect hatrick

to have sex orally anally and vaginally in same sex session

man we went for it last night i scored a perfect hatrick

by fussyballbag April 21, 2011

perfect turd

A perfect turd is a turd produced in one push that is a solid column of shit that rests on the bottom of the toilet bowl with its top poking out above the water line.

Jack laid a perfect turd that when he checked his performance was standing up in the bowl looking back up at him

by witchieblackcat February 8, 2018

Perfect Relationship

“I think, if you look up ‘perfect relationship’ in the dictionary, you might just see a photo of myself and Eve.”
-Lucifer Morningstar, Season 4, Episode 8 “Super Bad Boyfriend

It Eve and Lucifer, the first and the most perfect relationship.

by EmoNightmare June 6, 2019

Perfect Shit

A bowel movement where everything goes according to plan. One continuous 'log' is dropped with no discomfort. The clincher: when you wipe, there is nothing on the TP.

This morning, Kurt took a perfect shit.

by Kurt B. November 3, 2005