pecker snot

The hanging leftovers after ejaculation.

An expression used for someone who is mischievous.

Don't be a pecker snot!

by Chris December 2, 2003

Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers

Alternate word for braces. The male genitalia's worst enemy.

Amy got a brand new pair of Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers. I'd keep that mouth away from your package if I were you.

by TangClock July 26, 2009

sarah jessica parker

An actress who has the most annoying scream in the world, and a head that is shaped like a foot.

Brian: The FCC are censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant.
Peter: What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.

by Cazz February 6, 2006

Sam Parker

THE SCUM THAT CLOGS YOUR SKIN. A pathological liar, cheater, bottom tier human being who will sexually harass you and try to fuck you, your best friend and his cousin bc that’s the sad excuse of a good little mormon boy that he is. A true racist pig who only dreams of getting ahead in life. DO NOT TRUST

“Wow, he’s a real Sam Parker.”

by MormonAnnihilator November 9, 2019

Pecker Snot

a slang phrase for male ejaculant. also known as cum, jiz, joy juice, man-jelly, spunk, spode, jit, jizm, white tears, chowder, dong phlegm, baby batter, coconut oil, tapicoa without the fish eyes, snake oil, man mucus.

I repeatedly shoved my veiny man-meat down her semi-willing throat and shot pecker snot all over her uvula.

by Mr. Tapeworm May 28, 2006

Crack & Pecker

One of the early, original, still existing lines of power tools. Some people still refer to them as Black & Decker. Since the development of the new higher tech rechargeable batteries, many models today are cordless, rather than hard-wired.

Bill, you griznoid, do you prefer a Ryobi or a Crack & Pecker cordless drill?

by andy1 April 4, 2006

pecker checker

A U.S. Army medic or hospital personnel assigned to inspect soldierss' genitals for signs of sexually transmitted diseases, a process otherwise known as a short arm inspection.

After the actor Robert Mitchum was drafted into the Army in 1945, he spent his year in the service as a pecker checker at a Tarzana induction center.

by Tummy AuGratin April 10, 2006