the penetrator

A bat that is crafted from an extremely large dildo. It is both floppy and lethal.

"Hey man, ya find the penetrator yet?"
"Yeah, I was beating a hooker with it earlier!"

by ax3l247 September 20, 2013

penes

The correct plural of penis which almost no-one knows about. Simple latin is beyond the average American.

"As they removed their pants, i got the feeling i was in a great redwood forest of penes, waving all around me."

by ColdFusion July 16, 2003

Penelope

Shy until you get to know her then she is CRAZZZYYY! Everyone loves her because she is sweet and is always there to help with any problems you have. She is extremely pretty and all the guys want to go out with her.

"Why is it everytime i see her she is being loud, but whenever i talk to her she is SO quiet?"

"Because her name is Penelope; once you get to know her she'll be loud around you too!"

by adhlahjfasdf April 18, 2010

Penetrate

To enter a hole on the human body.

I want to penetrate her wet slot.

by Ou812manyic July 21, 2018

penectomy

Surgical removal of the penis; usually due to cancer.

In a partial penectomy, part of the penis is removed. In a total penectomy, the whole penis is removed.

by Damian Chamberlain July 28, 2006

penetration

A rather scientific sounding word (especially when used when casually reffering to sex), when really it's all quite simple. One thing 'enters into' another thing.

All we really want to know is: was there any penetration?

by Jacs May 13, 2005

penelope in a half shell

A person who is not afraid to show their inhibitions, while maintaining their corky demeanor.

A penelope in a half shell could be a person who does a sand crab walk as their greeting.

by Molly and Bridget August 27, 2008