Penile Dramas

Dramas occurring with someone's penis. Often requiring medical assistance. Definitely shouldn't be made fun of by your mates.

Can be used as an interjection in a sentence without context.

James: "So my uncle was arrested for doing coke last weekend."

Will: "Penile dramas."

James: "Shut the fuck up. So annoying..."

by Pears On Special March 31, 2022

penile fussy

The art of making your penis dance with a fork.

at dinner, we all did a penile fussy.

by andy February 9, 2005

Penile Vortex

-An over dramatised male orgasm

"I was sat jackin' it over some hot biatch when I had the most explosive Penile Vortex of my life!!!"

by Loora May 23, 2007

penile disfunction

Lacking the ability to get an erect penis.

Damn, I'm going to need some viagra for my penile disfunction!

by MUG March 7, 2004

Penile dog bite

To get bit in the family jewels by an angry "male" dog. It could range from a chiuhuhua to a German Shepherd

A man was walking around naked, my neighborhood and a German shepherd bit off his family jewels and ate them.

by Saints October 4, 2004

penile dementia

Penile dementia is the state of becoming so senile that you forget it is not socially acceptable to grab the asses of strangers.

Sorry about Grandpa. He's suffering from penile dementia.

by Gina Cochina July 15, 2010

Erectile Penile

(adj.) A style of architecture in which buildings are designed to look like phallic symbols or huge erect cocks.

Donald Trump had Penis Envy, so he bought the Erectile Penile Empire State Building in New York City.

The Entex tower in Houston looks like a huge white dildo with windows... it's an outstanding example of Erectile Penile Architecture.

by Robert E. Porter January 2, 2009