A condition that nearly every man suffers. It's noticeable when a guy gets sucked into one of his male behaviors that he channels his inner autist. A good example is when a guy will spending hours making strategy spreadsheets for his favorite game instead of talking to his hot girlfriend. He might also join a philosophy debate group and spend his Saturday nights talking to them instead of his hot girlfriend. You see where this is going.
Jim: "Dr. Fischer, then she said I loved the game more than her."
Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
by MeaningChronicler September 5, 2023
Get the Male-Pattern Autismmug. John: I got my car stolen at gunpoint in the city last night.
Tom: Oh, no! I'm sorry to hear that! Let me guess-- a black stole it?
John: Woah, woah! That sounded racist! I mean, yeah, a black person stole it, but what's his race got anything to do with it?
Tom: Not racism, buddy. It's called pattern recognition.
Tom: Oh, no! I'm sorry to hear that! Let me guess-- a black stole it?
John: Woah, woah! That sounded racist! I mean, yeah, a black person stole it, but what's his race got anything to do with it?
Tom: Not racism, buddy. It's called pattern recognition.
by YorkFever December 13, 2024
Get the pattern recognitionmug. by thegingerslaveowner May 14, 2025
Get the Case Hardened Pattern 387mug. The propensity to see casual relations where there may not be any. A common phenomenon among conspiracy theorists when they try piece up information which confirm their biases.
Illusory pattern perception.
by UltimateDoge August 21, 2021
Get the Illusory pattern perceptionmug. An effect caused by staring at something for so long that the person's vision becomes warped or distorted
by You'renotauthorizedtobehere April 30, 2025
Get the Pattern blindnessmug.