Pattern of Generosity

When one pays hush money to theirs child's mistriess' and their family and justifies it as a gifts for a family in a hard time. Coined by Keith Olbermann from Countdown with Keith Olbermann on MSNBC who reverenced urban dictionary words to bash Republicans (and will mention me on his show)

"I feel bad for Doug and Cindy Hampton and their family since the affair."
"Senator Ensign's parents gave them them tens of thousands of dollars."
"Isn't that a pay off?"
"No don't worry, they have a PATTERN OF GENEROSITY"

by The Jordyn July 9, 2009

Stackin Crabby Patties

v. to make stacks of money. reference to crabby patties from spongebob. (phrase coined by the Rej3ctz in a song called cat daddy.

I'm making so much money I'm Stackin Crabby Patties.

by brhodes8 January 15, 2011

Saturn Pattern

When someone licks around ones asshole, and then inserts their tongue into said asshole, in order to mimic the rings around Saturn.

I can't believe Easy E was Saturn patterned last Friday night.

by Saturn Pattern December 3, 2017

male pattern cameltoe

When a man has pants or shorts on that are so tight that his junk is clearly outlined in them or provides the viewer with an almost "wedgie" appearence.

Gross, that guy suffers from Male Pattern Cameltoe his pants are so tight.

by ImBringingBloggingBack September 30, 2006

patter merchant

Someone who has terrific banter, jokes and charisma. Patter merchant is a compliment, not an insult.

"Have you met JP?"
"Aye, mate, proper patter merchant!"

by JamaoDosSantos November 16, 2020

fat patter

insult used for teacher, substitute for "fucker"

"Dude, that fat patter gave me an F!"

by Rolodex Polk March 24, 2004

Cow Pattie Palace

This is the tag the locals have given the court house in Madison County, Il because of all the bullshit the lawyers spew out there.

The local politicians have converged on the Cow Pattie Palace to screw another company. Bullshit in a barn yard is not as deep as the court rooms in the Cow Pattie Palace.

by dansey December 11, 2007