Your life. Here's why...
Your mom charges you a monthly rent of a kiss and a hug to live in her basement.
You were demoted from your previous job because the slurpie machine was too smart for you.
You spent half of last month's salary on seeing the new Star Trek film 18 times.
Your INFLATABLE girlfriend DUMPED YOU.
The best friend you ever had was your mom's mashed potatoes...and they still are.
In high school, you failed study hall.
You had to repeat kindergarten...12 times.
You think the modern MTV is the coolest thing ever.
Unicorns give you nightmares.
In 7th grade, you were last on the list of coolest kids, right behind Dave...and Jenny...and Tim...and your child molesting sweaty ugly gym teacher..and a rock...
Need I say more? PATHETIC!
You were demoted from your previous job because the slurpie machine was too smart for you.
You spent half of last month's salary on seeing the new Star Trek film 18 times.
Your INFLATABLE girlfriend DUMPED YOU.
The best friend you ever had was your mom's mashed potatoes...and they still are.
In high school, you failed study hall.
You had to repeat kindergarten...12 times.
You think the modern MTV is the coolest thing ever.
Unicorns give you nightmares.
In 7th grade, you were last on the list of coolest kids, right behind Dave...and Jenny...and Tim...and your child molesting sweaty ugly gym teacher..and a rock...
Need I say more? PATHETIC!
by ThatAngryGuy9x74 May 25, 2009
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Frank: Did you see Pete try to pick up that chick with that shitty ass line?
Dave: Yea, that shit is pathetisad.
Dave: Yea, that shit is pathetisad.
by Lia M. April 29, 2006
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by superfly91 April 2, 2008
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guy at bar: Hey. I noticed you were sitting all alone. Can you buy me a drink and pay for my tab then take me to the motel across the street?
pathetic girl syndrome aka PGS response: sure. That sounds really good. I don't have condoms, but I'm cool if you just pull out.
pathetic girl syndrome aka PGS response: sure. That sounds really good. I don't have condoms, but I'm cool if you just pull out.
by torntights February 23, 2011
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by Mineshtailor123 March 5, 2009
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Online dating, trying to get chicks on Xbox Live, and staring at you female classmates with stupid excuses.
Online dating, trying to get chicks on Xbox Live, and staring at you female classmates with stupid excuses.
The crying girl looked so pathetic, that I knelt down to comfort her.
"I wasn't looking at your ass I was admiring your hair!"
"I wasn't looking at your ass I was admiring your hair!"
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Person 2: That saddens me greatly.
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