Pressed like a panini

Anger at being picked last

on RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 11 Miss Vanjie looked at stone-faced Scarlet Envy getting picked last for a movie challenge and quipped “she looks pressed like a panini”

by Uncle Joosie March 7, 2025

Ayy panini, don't you be a meanie

Some cool lingo that you better unlearn when we break up Jared.

Hey Jared, I need to tell you something. ''Ayy panini, don't you be a meanie''

by SvenFromMinecraft July 27, 2019

panini

used to throw at the year 7s

person 1: ill give you a fiver if you throw a panini at those year 7s
person 2: bet

by tipple nippler April 1, 2023

Panini Press

The act of one placing one’s flaccid penis on the glass of a scanner/copier and firmly closing the lid. If done properly, the penis will look like a firmly pressed panini sandwich.

“What happened to Steven today?”

“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”

by Daddylongdick813 September 1, 2020

Panini Blowjob

The act of eating a succulent panini while receiving the most lavish blowjob.

Andrew: Yo dawg, what did you do last night?
Esteban: I was back at my place receiving a Panini Blowjob.

by ISwearIamtheRealJesusHChrist April 18, 2024

Zyko Panini Maker

A person who cooks panini's for panda's.

Elijah is such a good zyko panini maker.

by ShayBuddy5304 October 23, 2020

Poking the Panini

When a human male pokes or flicks his penis to become erect.

"Hey Dan, what did you do last night."
"Nothing much, man. Just poking the panini."

by Frogmilkmann December 21, 2017