Pandemic Badonkanitis

Pandemic Bandokanitis... it's been plauging many these past two years, and I'm sorry that you've become affected.

Symptoms include:

Having a thick ass

Catching gazes with every step

Having songs written about that honky tonk badonka-donk

Becoming tiktok famous for, as they call it "That cake" and many more...

Is there a cure for being curvaceous and tantalizing? None really knows, but we are here for you and will support you along the way with every swing of your thicc as... I uh mean swing in your step, my bad🚶 ♂️ 🥵

Sheila: there she goes, with that pandemic badonkanitis, she's gotten so much cake from it!

Bart: I agree!

by Gaefaeinc March 4, 2022

pandemic vehicle

A car, truck, SUV etc. built during the COVID-19 pandemic that has numerous quality control issues and missing/removed features due to the ensuing microchip shortage.

It'll be interesting to see how pandemic vehicles hold up in terms of reliability and resale value over the next several years, especially compared to slightly earlier model year (2018-2019 especially) versions of the same vehicles.

by Guy Speenis August 24, 2022

Pandemic Poo

A pandemic poo can be many things. One is that it’s a poop that causes a pandemic known as the Feces Fever. This can wipe out an entire region if it is untreated. A pandemic poo can also be a poop taken during a pandemic that is usually bigger than usual because you ain’t been moving and just eating poo subs.

My neighbor just took a pandemic poo and now the whole city has to evacuate before they all die.

by REGGIESHITS August 30, 2022

Pandemic Conspirititis

Illness occurs from excessively listening to the news during the pandemic. Absorbing and regurgitating every conspiracy theory known to man for the remainder of your life: EG The scamdemic came from a bat flying over us leaving chemtrails. It was part of the communist takeover, to install 5 G so they can mind control us.

Pandemic Conspirititis: A rare illness requiring 5 vaccines 19 boosters. If you watch the news 24/7 you will contract Pandemic Conspirititis

by Jandice411 October 24, 2022

pandemic fraud

Using methods of making bogus kits for COVID or making fake vaccines and false charities

Why are you making fake vaccines for COVID do you know what you are doing is pandemic fraud?

by John da dude February 16, 2023

pandemic album

An (music) album released during the time of an pandemic.
This also applies to albums with songs/titles/covers about said pandemic.

Folklore by Taylor Swift is an pandemic album.

by thecharacterwannie June 18, 2023

Pandemic pussy

Sex received from an infected hoe, during COVID 19 containing every risk of catching, passing and possibly dying from the exposure of the virus

Hoe 1: uh back up bitch, social distance your COVID carrying ass

Hoe 2: whatever ho, I already gave all your tricks some of this good pandemic pussy Holla

by QueenyOmygodess June 25, 2024