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pandemic attack

A sort of panic attack.A sickness when you feel like the place you stay in,because of the pandemic,is coming to you.Making you feel like you have no place to move.Or when you feel like over-thinking is the thinking you over-think at one point.
Patient:Sometimes I feel like I can't breathe,doc.The walls are coming at me.This quarantine has massed me up.
Doctor:You're having pandemic attacks.Comepletely expected in a time like 2020.
by lopez_2020 December 28, 2020
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Pre-Pandemic

Hym "It's going down to pre-pandemic levels. It increased during the pandemic. And now it's going back to regular amounts of rape. You aren't doing shit. This isn't intended to do anything about rape. It isn't intended to do anything about child murder. It's intended to immiserate ME and steal my ideas without paying me because THE SECOND you have to credit and pay me for creating AI YOU HAVE TO STOP PRETENDING YOU ARE BETTER THEN ME. Which is what you are doing. Which you are not. You never were. You never could have been. That's what this has alway beeen about. About making me sit here, in pain, while I'm berated by retards, to try and punish me for talking about your kids. Lying Christians and Jews decided to lie (because they always lie and do nothing BUT lie) and tried to make a point about their bullshit religion by stealing and/or allowing other people to steal from me because this is what they do. And then when I inevitably stab one, you are going to sit there and pretend you didn't actively torture me into doing it. So, no. Fuck you. You tell the truth. You come here. You bring whatever you need to bring to prove to the mass that I am correct because I KNOW I AM. And you bring me my money so I can retire."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2025
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pandemic vehicle

A car, truck, SUV etc. built during the COVID-19 pandemic that has numerous quality control issues and missing/removed features due to the ensuing microchip shortage.
It'll be interesting to see how pandemic vehicles hold up in terms of reliability and resale value over the next several years, especially compared to slightly earlier model year (2018-2019 especially) versions of the same vehicles.
by Guy Speenis August 24, 2022
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Pandemic

The pandemic is nowhere near unbearable, so if it lasts longer because of people not getting vaccinated, it lasts longer. It's already lasted over a year, nobody that hasn't gotten a vaccine is in a hurry.
There is nothing unbearable about the pandemic. It is a pestilence perpetuated by pests, that's about it.
by The Original Agahnim August 5, 2021
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Pandemic Conspirititis

Illness occurs from excessively listening to the news during the pandemic. Absorbing and regurgitating every conspiracy theory known to man for the remainder of your life: EG The scamdemic came from a bat flying over us leaving chemtrails. It was part of the communist takeover, to install 5 G so they can mind control us.
Pandemic Conspirititis: A rare illness requiring 5 vaccines 19 boosters. If you watch the news 24/7 you will contract Pandemic Conspirititis
by Jandice411 October 24, 2022
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Pandemic men

Men who know nothing about making the first move, being chivalrous or courting a lady first. They expect the woman to make the first move always.
Girl I'm sick of these pandemic men always asking me what are we doing !!
by Aries4Queen November 27, 2021
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Pandemic Pussy

When you been quarantined for too long with no action and yo walls are tighter than the 2016 elections.
A: Oh my god, I got that gorilla grip coochie now.
B: Girl please, you got that pandemic pussy.
by bootyjuices22 April 17, 2020
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