Chicken skin pancake

When you take your nut-sack and press it against a glass door/window.

Chad: "im hellllla hungry brah!"

Kaitlynn: "yeahhh beeeeeeebbbbb, were fucking hungryyyy"

Blake *presses ballsack against the sliding glass door while both grabbing his shlong shaft and squeezing his ass/taint/bonch/grundle muscle to obtain optimum nut sack surface area*
"Munch on this chicken skin pancake, twat-waffles!"

by Lewis B. Puller May 21, 2014

drunk off pancakes

term made popular by Epic Meal Time. It refers to getting drunk off breakfast items,, more specifically pancakes.

We're about to get drunk off pancakes

by epicmealtime March 5, 2011

Pancake Thief

One who breaks into someones car with the sole intent of shitting in the trunk.

Dude, there's shit in your trunk. Looks like you got hit by a pancake thief. Balls.

by two dudes and a dudette May 23, 2009

panda fail

A "panda fail" occurs when someone is so unsuccessful at a particular task (ie. the apparent lack of sex drive among pandas) that the person's existance is no longer necessary.

Bob's decline of his wife's offer to have sex with her while concurrently eating a sandwich was a total panda fail.

by LettyFresh August 22, 2010

Panda Coffee

another way of saying your blog is quality.

My blog is really panda coffee tonight

by a blogger December 20, 2010

Scotch Pancake

Tall, slender type girls from the north (UK, Scottland) often with copper hair, long build, and relatively to absolutely fecking flat chested.

Did you see Martin's new bird and her big babs?

Nah mate, I'm more of a scotch pancake and leg man. Wouldn't mind a bit more breast-bone.

by Hossmann July 8, 2011

Sexy Red Panda

Sexy red panda is a term to describe a sexy man with black hair and a red beard, and vice versa.

They are considered by many to be one of the most exotic and attractive breeds of men.

Although many good looking men attended, Jared's full head of black hair and naturally red beard made him the only sexy red panda at the party.

by pfff... June 18, 2011